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Hey,.. if you were thinking about having sex today, I'm nonbinary fortnite.

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i forgot the word for someone who demolishes buildings for a living and my brain wouldn't stop suggesting "homewrecker" to me which is. NOT what i meant
*fucks your wife and then blows up your house* my work here is done
explained to an 8 year old that once a fruit is ripe you only have so much time until it rots so you have to eat it soon and she said so i'll never be able to keep it perfect like this forever? no and there are about a million pieces of art for you unrelatedly
flaccid penis... it's chic, it's hip, it's the next big thing
it's the next thing

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hearing anything about the nolan odyssey is so funny. it's like "they cut the extremely important and infamous nobody scene" "the cyclops is a giant puppet that they put in an actual historical cave + gave circe animatronics for her pig transformation instead of cgi" "they dumped plastic skeletons in an environmentally protected location they were not supposed to be in" "they recreated ancient greek instruments in order to have an accurate score" "all of odysseus's agency is basically gone" "anne hathaway actually learned how to weave ancient looms" "the women in this movie are treated like shit" "they actually buried actors alive to get those underworld shots" "did you see what the fuck zendaya was fucking wearing holy shit you can't DO THAT, MA'AM" "what do you mean there was a legitimate epic the musical reference" "NOT A SINGLE FUCKING GREEK WAS CAST IN THIS MOVIE"
like did nolan have two guys standing at his side at all times whispering ideas in his ear and one told the truth and the other told lies and they didnt tell him which was which until they wrapped production cause
she won the idgaf war
Didn't you retweet incest porn on 9/11?
we all mourn in different ways

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Maybe lean out
Sorry am on lsd. Shouldn't have told you 2 eat a sandwich. That is your decision not mine. Sorry
this ask is so awesome. my favorite part is I can't find the other ask they're apologizing for.
eating rice, there's definitely an upper limit to how much you can eat, but thinking about it in abstract? when filling a plate? it's hard to conceive of it. that's what makes it so dangerous
sorry, had to capture the way he’s sitting on me. what’s going on here
THIS ISN’T ABOUT ME
okay this is how I was sitting
social media sites should let you add custom buttons on your profile. like maybe you get max 3 buttons and they can have whatever text you want. and each button has its own persistent counter for how many times it's been clicked. here's some concept art
The person who made cookie clicker thinks we should all have buttons that you click and the numbers go up? You don't say.

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the average red state is closer to Sharia Law than Zohran’s NYC
[ID: A google trends search showing interest over time in the United States since 2004. numbers 0 to 100 are on the y-axis while the years are in the x-axis. the stats remains very close to the '0' mark with a few small upticks between 2005 and ~2016, and then they shoot up to 100 at the very right of the graph (present day). the stats are for the word "pshaw". End ID]