[TT] terifyingTerminal

you can imagine dirk hobbling over to hal at home and laying a head on their shoulder then suddenly freezing because roxy's there borrowing the coffee maker doing a :y

in many ways, dirk is like a cat. because it wont let hal slap its tummy.

almost everyone is convinced he sleeps upright like a horse because he's always up whenever someone else jolts awake and he stares at them (with his shades on) right back. jane has a picture of him dozing off and curled up so tightly around a pillow and this blows jake's and roxy's mind. HE CAN LAY DOWN??

theres always some recursive nonsense happening in homestuck. no alpha dave strider did not team up with the icp to control all mass media, but he also was a symbiotic product of the icp coming into power adjacent to him. some kinda terminator fucked your mom paradox bullshit.

dirk wants a kissy. will he a) stand there like an evil intimidating horse. b) get up in hal’s business like a dog trying to be included. c) bite hal.

i think if hal were to play minecraft, while dirk (who is obviously there too) is off speed running the dragon, they would make an absurd villager trading hall with every single enchanted book you can think of. or she’s filling dirk’s 4x4 green top house with painstakingly bred blue axolotls. neither of them have a decent looking house, they just take over villages.

"i never could say no to you" is one of my favourite phrases in the entire english language because it's so casually cruel. even when it's spoken fondly or lightheartedly there's this dismissive implication of blame to it, like twisting a knife. whatever happens next is on your hands. i want you to know that i betrayed and destroyed myself for you.

if i was dirk and rose said “you dodge interacting with middle aged adult men because you hate interacting with people who question your authority” i would have to lock myself in the basement