Animal Crossing

annoyed because Broccolo is in my town and i think he’s ugly, so i’ve been ignoring him till he leaves. but then i picked up a lost item…. and i asked every single villager. is this your lost purple mitten? i even asked Eugene 😫 but no! nobody knew whose glove this was. shaken, i try to to toss it. no dice. i try to sell it. not possible. no lost and found. this object is holding valuable bug space. a whole nine oranges could fit there. not native to my island. worth a killing. Broccolo’s shitty purple and white striped mitten. his cutesy fucking mitten. trapped in my inventory. like a stone in my stomach. smooth, tumbling, mocking me from the inside. gutted. the walk of shame to his house. the lights are on…. he tells me he doesn’t like when i ignore him… i should say hello more. disgust. he’s so happy to see me, the little rodent. i ask him if he’s misplaced a glove and his face brightens, no, glows. he is so grateful. i hope he moves out.