the reflection of perfection!

What would the American people do without the courageous perverts of the TSA risking life and your dignity to bravely pat down that suspicious groin area!

I be putting coins in my foreskin just to fuck with them

I have blocked people for less but I’ll allow this just once

Going to out myself as an absolute freak here but as an autistic adult I get a strange joy out of roleplaying a Normal Person. like I think it's fun and satisfying to maintain this cordial appearance of Normalcy with my neighbors and I know that's only my approximation of how a normal person would act but I like the idea of fitting in idk. I like to dress cute and make sandwiches and sort my bookcase and arrange everything just so

I would trust this man to offer diner recommendations.

[ID: An AI-generated image of a middle-aged white man with medium-length brown hair and a mustache, sitting in an orange chair and smiling awkwardly at the camera. He is wearing a green-and-white diamond-patterned suit jacket over a button-up shirt and dark tie. Most notable about the man is that his sleeves and pants are big green bendy straws, with one sleeve ending at the wrist so he can rest a hand on his knee, and the other continuing over his hand and wobbling somewhere offscreen. /end ID.]

this place sucks I’m going home