WHATEVER IT IS, WE CAN'T LET IT LIVE

This is legitimately one of the funniest things I’ve seen in weeks.

life is a continuous release of fluid

Stop. Now

I will never stop releasing fluids, reaper

sorting algorithm sunday

@teratosapphic

I’m not psychic but the spores incubating in my frontal lobe definitely are

OH

literally traumatizing to learn that the london bridge is in fucking arizona

....where did people think 'london bridge is falling down' came from?

i don’t necessarily conflate “falling down” with “being dismantled brick by brick and shipped to arizona to be rebuilt” but i guess its not my area of expertise

i never thought i’d write the words “deeply evil carpet” but. seriously. what a deeply evil carpet that is.

And what you should do is to put this over an actual trap, like a hole in the floor so people will be like “Oh ha ha ha that’s soooo funny, it’s a rug!” And then fall through it. 

are you satan

What a legend