you will be found

#hrrrrngh I’m trying to shuffle off this mortal coil but I’m dummy thicc and the clap from my ass cheeks keeps distracting the angel of death

Looks like I’m living longer than I thought I would

‪90s babies how do we feel about entering our 30s in this new decade?‬

openly lusting for kitchenware and home goods that you will never be able to afford

dont care didnt ask plus your wizard cap is cheaply made whilst mine is a fine silk

tumblr is like “all lesbians listen to mr cracklepoop and the goat boys” and i have to google who the fuck that is and wonder why theyve been assigned as an aspect of my personality based on niche internet communities that are obsessed with them

i lost 3 followers for this so clearly you guys are big fans of mr cracklepoop and the goat boys, sorry i didnt mean to insult them

hell yeah meredith

i am shook to my goddamn CORE. THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY ENTIRE LIFE

peak LGBT ally is robert pattinson and taylor lautner kissing each other so that kristen stewart didn’t have to be straight live on TV

every single thing robert pattinson ever does is intentionally genetically engineered to make stephenie meyer’s mormon blood boil hot enough for her to feel the constant neverending pain he experienced having to make and promote her movies for all those years. this is more than lgbt allyship. this is revenge.

SORRY GIRLS