woop

wheres that gif of a dude playing golf but he lands it like a fire emblem crit animation

bro why the fuck am i only getting 5 hours of sleep

but what’s in the middle

them niggas in zoey 101 was like 12 workin in sushi restaurants but im 17 and mcdonalds wont call me back why life gotta be so rough

this website was a mistake

I’m literally shaking bc of the sasuke five dollar bill I can’t stop laughing y’all

@transhuman-y

this is one of the largest single pieces of evidence for a god that I know of

fuck therapy i’m becoming a knight

Pearl ghostwrote this

mr krab daughter??

no the rock

dwayne????

i hope this email finds you, binds you, ties you to a pole and breaks your fingers to splinters, drags you to a hole until you wake up, naked, clawing at the ceiling of your grave

your sketchers don’t even light up so I don’t really think I can trust you as a wingman tonight

like yeah cool we follow each other but when are we gonna date