The Anonymous: going to start asking "What do you Think?" at the end of each post, to help stimulate discourse and reap the substantial benefits of Social.
Brillists: imgagine if people went through life trying to collect IQ Points in so as much as they try to collect Dollars. verify me. verify my account
Brody DeLupa: i attribute the complete failure of my brand to the actions of detractors, oor my âtrollsâ, as it were, as well as my own constant fuckups
Bryar Kosala: i regret being tasked the emotional burden of maintaining the final bastion of morality and Nice manners in this endless ocean of human SHIT
Carlyle Foster: "Why should there be only one good friday. Let's try our best to make all the Fridays good. Thank you" -a quote i invented which made me cry
Casimir Perry: who the fuck is scraeming "LOG OFF" at my house. show yourself, coward. i will never log off
Cornel MASON: "ah boo hoo hoo i want to post Foul comments to content leaders" Fat Chance, Dimwit. I will annihilate you under bulwark of the Law and God.
Dominic Seneschal: AS J. BOND HOLDS IN HIS POSSESSION THE FAMOUS "LISCSENSE TO KILL," I MYSELF HAVE LICSENSE TO TOUCH AS MANY GRAPES AS I PLEASE W/O BUYING ANY
Duke Ganymede: 2020: america elects the first Shirtless president
J.E.D.D. Mason: when you do sutuff like... shoot my jaw clean off of my face with a sniper rifle, it mostly reflects poorly on your self
The Mardi Bash': i warnned you all that bad things would happen if you kept letting your wives wear jeans. AND NOW LOOK! the damn gas prices are up again
The Major: the conflicted supersoldier stares over the horizon as he smokes a cigarette. "war is the most fucked up thing ever." he takes a sip of beer
Masons: all young men Must be fitted for a good Italian suit, ideally by age 4. i will not fucking apologize or back down from this
Mitsubishi: here are this year's Vote Multiplers for election day. no, they do not stack
Mycroft Canner: am I the most dark & twisted psycho god online?? hm lets see:
- When the dow jones industrial average goes down i say simply the word "Good"
Mycroft Canner (Teenager): the jduge orders me to take off my anonymous v mask & im wearing the joker makeup underneath it. everyone in the courtroom groans at my shit
Ockham Saneer: hwow many favs are worth the equivalent of a human life... id say about 70
Ojiro Cardigan Sniper: i have taken my shirt off over 10000 times
Saladin: "jail isnt real," i assure myself as i close my eyes and ram the hallmark gift shop with my shitty bronco
Thomas Carlyle: "This Whole Thing Smacks Of Gender," i holler as i overturn my uncle's barbeque grill and turn the 4th of July into the 4th of Shit
Utopia: committing unforgivable crimes against nautre in my laboratory ,trying to create the next genetically discombobulated meme animal
Vivien Ancelet-Kosala: some times it takes a little bit of Free thinking to be able to look at the bull shit of the world to step back and say "Damn What the hell"
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