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Just heard about this today? Excerpt is from CNN Business, full article here
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they're calling it "downright Holzerian"
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Follow the money behind America's data center boom. Track 2,300+ projects, PAC spending, and the politicians who sign off on it.
Reasons for hope: Lots of amazing people did a ton of work to make this fantastic, fully interactive resource available - because no matter how bleak things seem, there are millions, and millions of people doing everything they can to protect both the world and their own communities.
You can use this to view and subscribe to updates, project statuses, and for at least some of them even whole dossiers. This is an amazing resource, I highly recommend checking it out
IDK about other places, but a ton of cities in Kentucky have preemptively banned data centers from being built
This is really the one issue that unites people on all sides of the political spectrum.

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I really shouldn't have put on my resume that I'm good with technology, because every day at work someone's like, "hey wait, you can fix the ipad right?" and I have to look at them, adjust my glasses, think of all of the cool shit I do running shell scripts and using utilities to shape my computer into a machine that can do anything I want, and say, "no. sorry. I have absolutely no idea how to do that."
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Once each semester, Grit Matthias Phelps, a German language instructor at Cornell University, introduces her students to the raw feeling of
Not only did this experiment prevent plagiarism, it also taught her students to become better writers and thinkers.
"No screens, online dictionaries, spellcheckers, or delete keys."
Concerning the AI papers she kept receiving: “What’s the point of me reading it if it’s already correct anyway, and you didn’t write it yourself? Could you produce it without your computer?”
From one of her students,
“ 'While writing the essay, I had to talk a lot more, socialize a lot more, which I guess was normal back then...it’s drastically different from how we interact within the classroom in modern times. People are always on a laptop, always on the phone.' Without a delete key and the ability to correct every mistake, he paused to think more intentionally about his writing."
"Most students found their pinkies weren’t strong enough to touch-type, so they typed more slowly, pecking at the keyboard with their index fingers."
Another student said,
" 'This thing I handed in had pencil marks all over it and definitely did not look clean or finished. But it’s part of the process of learning that you’re going to make mistakes'..."
All this in a college level foreign language class. I cannot imagine attempting to pass a language class using AI and then expect to somehow magically speak it! Why pay buckets of money to be taught something and then refuse to actually learn it?
Whatever, I'm going back to hand writing my stories because relying on devices that keep breaking down on me is nuts.
Would love one of these little ones!
i stopped giving a shit about "legit" purchases of digital products after i spent $80 on the entire Dark Horse collection of Trigun/Trigun Maximum ebook mangas, learning that I only got access to reading them through a proprietary website ereader function, couldn't download them, and couldn't get a refund, and then literally only a year later, getting an e-mail stating that Dark Horse was shutting down that part of their company and I wouldn't even be able to read them anymore. Fuck that
Pirate shit. Don't feel bad for it. It's not "your fault" that artists, independent or otherwise, can't make a living. You downloading an album or ebook for free isn't the cause of the problem. The cause is capitalism, plain and simple, and pirating is a lucky loophole that companies are still trying to stomp out.
The way all the 2020s have done so far have been making me categorically against every new generation of tech that comes out is insane. Like I'm from a technological boom generation, saw the first portable phones, nokias & blackberries & flipphones etc, and the first smartphones, and the first ipods & ipads & tablets in general while still having cassettes & DVD & MP3 players around so I know how all of it work, I had computer classes in high school, I did the transition between home desktop computers to laptops and back to gaming computers. But then they started to put internet in your printer & microwave, everything has ads & AI now and every update is worst than the last. I literally loved technology and they ruined it
On top of all of this, fucking everything needs a goddamn subscription and you have to hit it 20 times with a hammer for it to stop spying on you. Genuinely, where are we going with this? I'm one (1) AI update away from becoming an hermit technology wise
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"When I was about ten or so, I swallowed seventeen packets of sea monkeys, all at once. It turned out my immune system was missing an antibody or two, and I had an undiagnosed fistula, so the pleura between my organs turned into a whole sea monkey circus." She spoke matter of factly, but was beaming all the while. "They had to fly me out to San Diego for emergency treatment, and injected a batch of jellyfish polyps into my belly, just underneath the ribcage." She pointed at the exact spot through her shirt for emphasis. "The idea was, they'd feed on the sea monkeys, then die out when there wasn't anything else left to eat. Then my lymph nodes would clean them out, and life would go back to normal."
I'd never heard of such a thing, but it wasn't a huge leap from using leeches for bloodletting. "What hospital had jellyfish at the ready to do that?"
"It was a research hospital. University of San Andreas Children's, in the hills out by Miramar. I don't remember a lot about it, but the doctors loved answering my questions. One of them told me, 'the human body is somewhere between a coral reef and a pinball machine, but yours is going to be more coral reef for a while.' Apparently they'd been testing to see if inner jellies worked as a treatment for fungal infestations like aspergillus, but they decided my case also warranted study. Back then, my parents were willing to try just about anything."
"Well, if you're here, I suppose it worked."
"As well as it could, just, not exactly the way they'd hoped. The sea monkey population got under control, but they were never fully exterminated, so I became a complete ecosystem. Treatment shifted to injecting nutrients for mitigation. And after a few years, one of the jellyfish grew to the adult stage, became a full medusa. She's getting really big, now. They recommended surgical removal, but I just couldn't do that to her."
"How big exactly is this jellyfish?"
"I grew pretty fond of her, you know? They kept showing me the scans, and, well. Here." She reached into her purse and unzipped a nested wallet, before handing me a delicate set of printed x-rays. Her bones formed opaque architecture onto which the creature's translucence clung tightly. There were rolling tentacles spooled about her ribs, and vague coils around faint outlines of organs. What might have been a wandering chandelier in more open waters was instead squeezed into any space her bodily cavities allowed. The two beings were tighlty bound together from within her abdomen. separate yet inseparable.
"Sometimes I wonder if this is what it's like to be a god, you know? To care for something that can never know you, and witness it become part of you. I've become her false ocean. We're made out of each other. Sometimes I put my hand where her I think her bell is and wonder if she senses any presence from something outside her universe. Probably not, but at least I know she's there. And honestly, I'm not sure we could medically survive without each other at this point. I just hope to keep her world alive as long as I can."
I handed the images back to her as delicately as I could. It felt like a violation of gnostic compact to have seen them, much too intimate. "Does she have a name?"
She giggled. "Yeah. I wish I'd have come up with something cooler, like Syrinx, or Gorgonzola. But I was still a kid when I named her, so she'll always be Noodles."
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tech news today is that Mullvad VPN has gone mask-off about being the major funding source for the Swedish Orebro party, who are racist nationalists. unfortunately all discussion of this is occurring on fucking Mastodon instances i can barely load
if you are a mullvad customer (as i am) and want to get out, here is guidance from this guy
If you don't want your Mullvad fees going to fund neo-Nazis - or @mozilla VPN fees, which is rebranded Mullvad - cancel and get a refund immediately that's whose "free speech" the official account is talking about here, and that's where your fees go to EDIT: Mullvad has a 14 day refund policy. But the message below is a direct call to ask for a refund if you don't want to give money to Nazis. If Mullvad refuse a refund, call your consumer protection agency. And reverse credit card charges on the basis of deceptive refund policy representations. It's not like you ever want to be a Mullvad customer again. archive copy of Mullvad statement: https://web.archive.org/web/2026062717
“Because the truth is, tech doesn’t have an image problem. It doesn’t have a message problem. It has an intention problem. What’s wrong with the axe murderer who broke into my house is not that he hasn’t successfully persuaded me to buy into his narrative. What’s wrong is that he’s trying to kill me with an axe. Similarly, when you launch a product that’s designed to put millions of people out of work, block access to sources of verifiable truth, replace human creativity with slop, and lower the barriers to every sort of atrocity, the problem isn’t that you haven’t told the public a good story about those things. The problem is that you are trying to do them.”
— The 40 Most Rage-Inducing Problems in Tech