"sometimes i miss my sanity" –wedge antilles @liopleurodean - Tumblr Blog

i don't understand how we can use out of context old testament verses to hate one another when 1 john 4:16-21 literally could not be any clearer if it tried

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flowerbleedme

tumblr post from the delirious and and strange thoughts of those awake at 3AM: how can you make a kitten fly? with a cat-apult!

tumblr post made in perfect clarity at 11:45AM: sex with a Spiders

streetkit

it does suck that the government defunded PBS but it's also so fucking funny that now that they don't take uncle sam's slavery dollars they're running videos like "How america's foundation was built on genocide"

no more being polite about it fuck the USA

bitchi4mwillywonka

dont worry, i'll be hot and funny again as soon as i'm done fighting for my life right now

theskydoesgreatthingsnow

🪩 🎶 🦀 🦀 🦀 🎶 🪩

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victusinveritas

Just got a call from AT&T. Pretended I didn't know what AT&T was. Asked them to explain what they do. They said they're the American Telephone and Telegram services. "Dude, it's 2026. Telegrams are still a thing? Isn't that from 1800s? How are you all still in business?"

Dude hung up on me.

unusual-suspects

x

maryellencarter

cerberowls

a-book-of-creatures

Book that was good: I liked it 👍

Book that was bad: this sucked 👎

Book that I wanted to like but which failed to live up to my hopes: I am going to write 10,000+ words explaining exactly why this book wronged me

notaplaceofhonour

girl unhinge ur jaw

notaplaceofhonour

UNCLENCH. I MEANT UNCLENCH

placethemoonatmyeyes

stop making shows about americans in europe… try europeans in america instead. the outrage of not knowing exactly what something costs at a store,, no public transport,, everyone smiling in your face and waiters scaring you by constantly popping up at your table… ice in your water for some reason,, the kind of culture clash i want to see!!

obliqe

fuck emily in paris i want françois in texas

yardsards

ivan in west virginia

all his neighbours immediately distrust him because he’s russian and they haven’t gotten over the red scare and also no one new has moved in to the town in almost a decade

but then he participates in podunknowheresville’s annual lawnmower race with a monstrosity made from scrap metal and far too much duct tape and he wins second place in a neck-and-neck final round against sam americason, the most anti-russian man in the village

and ivan is scared that he blew his one chance to get accepted by the community but then sam jumps off his lawnmower and pats ivan on the back and says “you did good, brother. i’m sorry i misjudged you. looks like hillbillies are the same no matter what country we come from. you’re just like us, ivan. guess our redneck town has room for a little extra red” and everybody laughs and the credits roll while the ussr national anthem gets played on a banjo and washboard

headspace-hotel

Seconding Ivan in West Virginia

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1five1two

alexseanchai

[image reads: “geology rocks, but geography is where it’s at”]

cursedpdf

pusong-mangga

[ID: Still image of the “sensible chuckle” meme /end ID]

azusteve

Alolan Vulpix

hatin

i wonder if i will still use tumblr in 5 years

goslinggf

"girl dinner" "boy kibble" can y'all just eat a meal gender neutrally

goslinggf

gender neutrients

ilov3b00kss0much

I would kill for them

@justcakethanks I love your template so much thank you <3

#project hail mary

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wifegideonnav

gonna be honest i don’t know how many more ‘enter the 6 digit code we sent to your phone’s i got left in me

goodieprocter

I can’t imagine that no one’s done this before, but when I looked, I couldn’t find it!

#project hail mary

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