"sometimes i miss my sanity" –wedge antilles

"you shouldn't trick people into consuming meat or dairy because they might actually be allergic" very true but also you shouldn't trick people into consuming anything at all because people have the right to choose what they do with their own body

slow burn where they're already having sex. such a beautiful combination i cannot put it into words

i wish the world was kinder to women

this includes trans women

i donated my body to a medical school to use as a cadaver and honestly it’s not great for me because i’m like i should live it the fuck up and catch every disease so they really have something to work with and i’m not the most boring betty in the cadaver selection

people foolishly dismiss desserts and treats as having no nutritional value when they actually are necessary for refilling your sanity stat. to prove my point please observe the emotional stability of the next person you meet who doesnt let themselves ever eat any form of dessert

If the only thing that has kept you going was outliving Mitch McConnell, imma need yall to pick a new person to outlive and fast. Your mission is not over.

You used to log onto the internet and find out it was peanut butter jelly time. Not any more.