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minors discouraged (not an explicit dni, more "enter at your own risk")
jail blogs:
@liopleurojail @liopleurojail2-electricboogaloo
main:
@psycho-magnotheric-slime
others:
@the-chase-place NASCAR (Chase Elliott) sideblog!
dividers by @enchanthings-a
#teach the world to sing: i post lyrics of songs! songs are from a fair variety of genres.
#martian messages: do you like dracula daily? do you like space? do you like potatoes? check out martian messages! more info in this post and at @martian-messages.
#ashla chick flick moments: i am currently live-blogging my first watch-through of supernatural! you can read my posts, or not. either way, that's the tag to block/follow for all of my ramblings.
*currently in season twelve
#pinterest board: where i keep all of my "self-help" posts. for internet, irl, and in-between purposes.
#ashla regina astrum: my attempt to contain my star wars posts. mainly clone wars, but also jedi: fallen order, original trilogy, and most of the dave filoni properties.
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This is gonna sound supremely insanely haterist of me but hear me out:
If someone is talking about swastikas in the context of naziism and antisemitic hate crimes, you do not need to bring up the fact that it is actually a Buddhist or Hindu symbol of good luck or prosperity or peace. We know that. We know. You have eyes, you can see that those are not the swastikas we are talking about. Please please please can you use an iota of reading comprehension. I don't care that this is the piss on the poor site, you can choose to improve yourself.
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the amendment that "ended" slavery specifically left permission for slave labor as punishment for convinced criminals and our inmates have been legally exploited ever since, yes
Please have a moment of silence for the people who were killed instead of freed when news of emancipation finally reached the furthest corners of the american south.
have another moment for the ledgers, catalogs, and records that were burned and the homes that were destroyed to hide the presence of very much alive and still enslaved people on dozens of plantations and homesteads across the south for decades after emancipation.
and have a third moment for those who were hunted and killed while fleeing the south to find safety across the border, overseas, in the north and to the west.
black people. light a candle, write a note to those who have passed telling them what you have achieved in spite of the racist and intolerant conditions of this world, feel the warmth of the flame under your hand, say a prayer of rememberance if you are religious, place the note under the candle, and then blow it out.
if you have children, sit them down and tell them anything you know about the life of oldest black person you've ever met. it doesn't have to be your own family. tell them what you know about what life was like for us in the days, years, decades after emancipation. if you don't know much, look it up and learn about it together.
This is Juneteenth.
white people CAN interact with this post. share it, spread it.
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For the americans out there, 1kg is about 2lbs. Rewriting this bost gives:
"To answer a lot of people's question: this package is [4lbs] there's also, [10lbs] and [20lbs] ones (which used to be sold in most stores, but you can find them only in specialized ones nowadays). There are some tiny ones, like 1lb! Those are the ones you buy to carry when you travel."
Croatians apparently take a pound of toothpast with them when they travel.
Things from the ET sequel novel, The Book of the Green Planet, that have to do with ET Adventure:
Almost everything on the Green Planet is a living plant, including their light sources, furniture and their houses themselves. ET's house in the last scene of the ride is a giant gourd
Before coming to Earth, ET was a highly respected Doctor of Botany, but he gets demoted to farmer as soon as his ship picks him up
ET's magic healing touch is not unique to him at all. It's something his species gains when they complete "acts of great wisdom" and he got his when he finished his doctorate
Botanicus is personally responsible for thousands of new plant species and for half the planet's food supply. All ten of his fingers have the magic touch. He also has a pet lizard
ET's species lives for millions of years. It's entirely possible that the baby ETs in the ride are actually several hundred years old
Tickli Moot-Moot and Magdol are names of plant species, not individuals
Magdol is also known as The Sulking Beauty. The species lives in a special field for difficult plants because it won't bloom unless you sing to it
The planet is watched over by the Contentment Monitors, cloud-like beings whose job it is to ensure everyone is happy. If you're sad, they'll talk with you or do silly tricks to cheer you up
ET's telepathy is a learned skill and you have to take specific college classes to be allowed to use it
SPOILERS: at the end ET is headed back to Earth, though he probably won't be in contact with Elliott at all. This makes the ride a very satisfying sequel to the book because you get the payoff of ET saving his planet and having everyone glad to see him again when you bring him back on the ride. Not only that but ET is public enemy #1 on the Green Planet because of everything he did to get back to Earth, so it's even funnier that they're going "hey we fucked it all, come back please".
Also the book ends with him being chased by a fleet of starcruisers from the planet's capital city as he tries to leave. This man has lived on 2 planets and has fled capture by the government on BOTH.
Adding: since Botanicus has lost his glowing fingers but ET hasn't, we can assume that whatever is killing the Green Planet only affects those who are living there at the time. So the only reason ET still has his healing touch that saves the planet is because he escaped and went back to Earth. The Green Planet government owes him a nice big apology for that one.
Spent about ten minutes yesterday searching through my backpack for the heavy object that was making it heavy but eventually I had to accept that a bag which only contains light objects can be heavy, throuvh the process of addition. It feels unjust to me. I have the same problem with purchases. It feels wrong to me that buying ten cheap things is expensive
More fictional characters should have strange and upsetting changes/transformations to their bodies or loss of control over their magic/powers, that they importantly either don't understand or refuse to acknowledge
I just really like when characters find their own bodies or capabilities to be frustrating and confusing, and doing things against their will/that they don't understand
This could probably make good metaphors/allegories for either puberty or disability depending how to play it. It's also just straight up spectacular whump
there’s a post on tumblr about like. if you could do something to bring people a little relief, why wouldn’t you do it? which has unironically informed my practice as a nursing student and patient care tech
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Thinking about that Tumblr user whose prepper brother was put in an emergency situation and finally got to use his prepper basement only to be in dire straits on the first day because the power was out and his only can opener was electric
for anyone wondering, this is the thread (transcript below the cut):
the original on twitter seems to have been deleted, so this is a 3rd party site
so my eldest brother, who is a moron, has been playing soldier with his moron friends in the deserts of texas for the last year preparing for the collapse of civilization if biden won (lol). they were burying food and ammo stashes out in the desert, running drills, crazy stuff
this included getting a cb license so he could be their lifeline to other groups of white idiots when the cell towers all went offline. wouldn’t want to violate federal law while communicating with your resistance groups after the fall of the federal government i guess.
anyways, you would assume given that they’ve been prepping for the end of the world for at least a year they’re well situated to ride out the rolling blackouts right?
wellll
their plan for cooking and heating during an extended power outage was natural gas, but like a lot of homes their gas service is out. the food in their freezer and fridge is already toast due to the power outrages, so they’re down to canned stuff, but there’s a catch.
they can get into the pull top cans just fine, but the ones that require an opener? their only can opener is electric. so a good 3/4 of his canned food store is inaccessible to him unless he goes after it with a knife, which i sincerely hope he does.
so captain survival was eating unheated ravioli out of a can yesterday because i guess he doesn’t know how to start a fire? they have a fire pit but it too is gas fired.
he told my mom they’re probably going to break into the survival buckets soon. i’m sure that’s great food.
he told my mom that the blackout is due to texas switching everything to “wind power” but that he didn’t discount that the government was doing this on purpose. if you can figure out why they’d arbitrarily freeze out a giant state hey points to you.
the saving grace in all this is he’s having to ration his phone usage so he can’t sit on the phone with my mom for hours crying about it. he’s forced to sit there and talk to his wife, who is almost as dumb as he is.
presumably he’s sitting there shivering, ranting about libs while he sucks down cold beefaroni. what a life.
he’s tried contacting his best friend in his little larping group, but he’s gone to ground. i sincerely hope that means he thinks this is the start of the great purge or whatever and he’s disappeared to the mountains to evade fema and child support bailiffs
i’m trying to get more details from my mom but i have to play it cool. if i laugh she’ll stop telling me about it, so i have to pretend this is very serious and i’m concerned for his safety while i’m imagining him hitting a can of baked beans with a screwdriver repeatedly
on the plus side they’ve got plenty of guns and ammo, so they can shoot the shit out of the snow.
locking two people with marital strife in a house with no supplies, no access to power, but plenty of access to guns and ammo seems like a great idea. i think this should work out great.
just to give you all some additional comfort: his wife is part of the group who helps select the textbooks texas buys every year, just in case you’re wondering about the kind of people that make those decisions.
#There's a lot going on here but to be honest I'm mostly just perplexed about what it even means for a can opener to be electric.
They're can openers with a little motor in them so they rotate the can on the blade and open it for you. They're great for people with arm/hand mobility issues, weak hands, arthritis, etc. They are not great for opening your prepper food mid-blackout.
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