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oh my god
âI canât be vegan, I love cheeseâ
Dairy industry is as evil as meat. No less harm for animals. Does it look natural that calf canât drink milk so you can taste your piece of cheese?Â
GO VEGAN.Â
WRONG
That calf is wearing a nose tag. Nose tags are put on calves so that they are able to stay with their mothers longer, but are unable to nurse. They donât NEED to nurse as they get older, they just get greedier and pushier and will bash up the cowâs udder and bruise it with their noses.
This nose-tag is so that calves can stay with their mothers, their mothers can remain pain-free and healthy, and nobody is stressed.
Educate yourselves you ignorant fucking tarts.
âŚreally? You donât think it might have anything to do with the milk being stolen for human consumption? At all? Not even a tiny bit?
Militant vegans can fuck right off
Based on fur texture and face shape, that calf is at least six months old, probably older. Calves can survive without actual cow milk even at three months, though older is better (calves weaned that early are usually fed a sort of formula for another couple months).
Also, nose tags like that one donât go through the cowâs septum. They basically work like those fake septum rings for humans.
In addition to weaning the calves, another use for nose tags is protecting non-lactating cows. Sometimes weanlings or even adult cows will suck on themselves or other non-lactating cows; this can cause internal teat scarring bad enough to prevent that teat or teats from ever working. Iâve seen this happen, and itâs ugly, probably at least somewhat painful, and, if bad enough, would lead to the cow being slaughtered at a very young age because she canât produce milk, has chronic mastitis, and/or canât be milked with automatic milking equipment. So, nose tags actually prevent animal cruelty.
Also, calves will suck on anything remotely oblong (and attempt to eat literally anything), even if they are being adequately fed or overfed. Often they will suck on other calvesâ ears, and, since ears are longer than teats and cows have upper as well as lower teeth in the back of their mouths, many calves get bites on their ears, which often become severely infected. Iâm not sure if nose tags would work there, because physicsâa non-toxic but bad-tasting ear paint would be betterâbut yeah, letting a calf put anything it wants in its mouth is not always a good idea.
reblogging for educational purposes.
reblogging for people being schooled
This was the funniest argument about false cruelty I have read.. Thank you.Â
I love this for 2 reasons: Most people donât realize that in farming areas agriculture/horticulture/animal husbandry is part of public school education from as early on as 7th grade. (Though I remember dissecting cow eyes in 4th grade science sooo) I assure you fifteen year old farm kids know more about what constitutes animal cruelty in farms than thirty year old vegans with, or without an agenda.Â
Also that if you really want good quality beef/pork/eggs/milk/etc you donât abuse your animals. Ever. Thatâs not the point and if you want to make any kind of money off your career choice, you are going to treat those creatures better than you treat yourself. Youâll call a vet five times for an infection in your herd before you visit the hospital for a missing foot on your own leg.Â
So. Yeah. Watch out, because weâre getting internet access these days. Weâre on tumblr too.Â
P.S. The immigrant workers farming your supermarket produce have no health care or legal protection, and the Bolivians farming your 365 Organic Quinoa canât afford to eat it. But PLEASE wonât someone think of the poor baby cows who wonât get off the tit?!
Also this is a LOT nicer than what mother cows do to calves that wonât be weaned. You know what mother cows do to calves that wonât wean? kick them in the head. Now I donât know about vegans, but Iâd rather have a nose tag that discouraged me from injuring my mother (because calves that donât wean tend to chew on udders and make mother cows bleed) rather than being kicked in the head. Source: I grew up on a fucking cattle ranch. I have seen chickens skeletonize a mouse I KNOW SHIT.
1960s McDonaldâs menu.
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Things from my childhood kids today might know nothing about.
TELLING SOMEONE TO GET OFF THE PHONE SO YOU CAN USE THE INTERNET
Siiiigggghhhh
Memoriessss
i fucking hate dating nerds one single time i wore a star wars shirt to see a dude and he was like, âwow are u wearing that to impress meâ and i said, âstar wars episode 4 was seen by approximately 110 million people during its initial theatrical run in 1977â
Congratulations. Youâre dating people who for the longest time have been putting up with bullying, mocking, and scorn for most of their lives. That kind of shit stays with people. So imagine their surprise when they see a member of the opposite sex, who Iâm assuming is really attractive in comparison to most people, wear attire that reps nerd culture. Which even though is accepted by the masses (if youâre reasonably attractive) is still rare. Now Iâm not saying that youâre not allowed to be scornful Iâm just saying expect it and donât be surprised when you hear it. Ok? OK.
why i dont date fucking nerds: exhibit B
Bolded emphasis mine. Gross.
Stands on nearest chair: ATTENTION MALE NERDS. YOU ARE NOT SUFFERING FROM A SHORTAGE OF FEMALE NERDS. THERE ARE VAST NUMBERS OF US, AND WE RARELY HAVE A HARD TIME FINDING EACH OTHER. YOU ARE WITHOUT FEMALE COMPANY BECAUSE YOU ARE WHINEY ASSBABIES WHO THINK YOU OWN THINGS BECAUSE YOU LIKE THEM, AND BECAUSE YOU SOMEHOW THINK YOU SUFFER BULLYING WHEREAS GIRL NERDS SOMEHOW NEVER DO. STOP PRETENDING YOU GET TO BE ASSHOLES BECAUSE YOU HAVE A âTRAGIC PASTâ OR YOU WILL DIE ALONE. IF YOU THINK GIRL NERDS DONâT GET BULLIED ITâS LIKELY BECAUSE THOSE GIRLS DONâT WANT TO TALK TO YOU, BECAUSE OF THIS SORT OF ATTITUDE.
also: fucking no one mocks nerds anymore. Game of thrones is the most watched show on tv, everyone and their mom is playing video games, dungeons and dragons is more popular than itâs ever been.
To conclude
iâm obligated to reblog the Critical Whale
Fucking thank you
This line from âThe Social Networkâ was seen by approximately 28.5 million people during the filmâs theatrical run in 2010. But Iâm guessing not by you.
my fave greek history story to tell is that of agnodice. like she noticed that women were dying a lot during childbirth so she went to egypt to study medicine in alexandria and was really fucking good but b/c it was illegal for women to be doctors in athens she had to pretend to be a man. and then the other doctors noticed that she was 10x better than them and accused her of seducing and sleeping with the women patients. like they brought her to court for this. and she just looked at them and these charges and stripped in front of everyone like âyeah. im not fucking your wivesâ and then they got so mad that a woman was better at their jobs then them that they tried to execute her but all her patients came to court and were like âare you fucking serious? she is the reason you have living children and a wife.â so they were shamed into changing the law and that is how women were given the right to practice medicine in athens
Yeah, this isnât some Greek myth story about a hero or demigod or something, Agnodice was a real person who actually did this.
I really hope they got her drift.
I guess thatâs why they have so many plates.
I want to know whose fault this is.
One of my friends asked me the other day if I would suck one thousand dicks for a billion dollars, and I love questions like that because not only are they so demonstrative of the no-homo society we live in, but they also show a fundamental lack of understanding that some people have for the value of money. Like, do you realize just how much money one billion dollars is? Do you realize I could live my life in the lap of luxury buying literally everything I could ever want and still have a fortune to leave to my children?? For sucking some dicks?? We are talking 1 million dollars per dick sucked!! Thatâs just economical like come on man.
1 billion dollars and all youâd have to do is suck a dick every day for the next 2.7 years. Thatâs it. Plenty of people already do that. You could quit your job and literally suck dick for a living. You could suck two dicks a day and only have to suck dick for 1.4 years. You could suck 5 dicks a day for about 6 months. 5 DICKS A DAY FOR 6 MONTHS FOR A BILLION DOLLARS, OF COURSE IâLL FUCKIN DO THAT. THATâS THE DREAM, THATâS FUCKIN HEAVEN.
and here i was thinking about sucking dick for free
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this is the best post i have ever seen bc i have that extension that puts trump quotes everytime theres a mention of his name and theyre literally all right here in one place
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well that neighbor feud took an amusing turn.
I was not expecting this
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Since the Cubs won the world series I wonder where these guys are at now
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A friend of mine nailing it today.
Best. Best.
so the thing about my family is that we have two ancestors on my dadâs side who were buried in france, where I currently live. one died in the spanish civil war, and one died prior doingâŚwe donât know what. but he somehow managed to get buried in père lachaise.Â
so anyhow, my gran sends me a message like âpls put flowers on ur uncle samuelâs grave because heâs gone over a century with none and it will make the ghost mad if he hasnât alreadyâ because my family spends time in europe but never long enough to go all the way to père lachaise and give ya boy samuel jr. his death rites. so im like âok gran I can do thatâ bc im a good grandson and you do not fuck with gran she doesnât DESERVE THATÂ
i figure out which plot heâs on and ask someone specifically where you can find uncle samuel jr. and they tell me where and so I arrive at the junction and.Â
HE GONE.Â
WHERE DID YOU GO UNCLE SAMUEL.Â
*celine dionâs smash hit âmy heart will go onâ playing in the distance*Â
in other words either someone stole my entire great great uncle samuel or he has risen again, ready to party in paris for all of eternity.Â
Youâre pretty chill about a corpse disappearing.
My guy, my dude, heâs been dead since 1851. He could be anywhere. He does what he wants.
