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i kind of hate it when they cast the same 10 superstars who are in literally everything in a movie. celebrity-sickness
not every movie needs to be an ensemble cast of timothee chalamet, zendaya, tom holland, robert pattinson, and anya taylor-joy
Are we talking about the Greek story that received 7 & 1/2 million dollars of taxpayer money from Greece only to not hire one single person from Greece or even of Greek heritage? And Hollywood celebs bleating that only MAGA have problems with this because they get to choose whose heritage should be respected and if you disagree you are a racist because of course you are, they said so, therefore you must be. This shit got old a long time ago. Hollywood respects nothing. I think they’re kissing Nolan’s ass hoping he’ll pick them for a movie.
Apparently some people still need to hear this so: using an 'ai checker' is still using ai. If you are feeding someone's fic to one of these checkers, you will still not be sure their fic is ai because they are not 100% accurate, but you can be 100% sure that you are using ai. For fic. Furthermore you are doing the work of an ai scraper for them. You are, personally, feeding the machine. There is no actual excuse for using an ai checker on fanfic as a hobby. YOU are the problem.
If you think a fic is ai, mute it and move on. That's it. That's all you do.
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Happy Ineffable Family February!
Kicking off the @ineffablefamfeb event with the aftermath of pregnancy! Full piece on the other formerly blue hellsite.
This piece takes inspiration from the prompts:
lazy/sleepy sex
first postpartum sex
postpartum body worship

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It seems like someone is as mischievous as their parent
I just adore his little rotten ass! 😂
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Quality Control Revisited: Not as Simple as It Seems
So I hope by now you've seen David Tennant's lost-but-now-found 1996 short film, Quality Control. I debuted it for the first time in almost thirty years last week at A Tennantcy To Act, my Substack about everything David, career-wise. If you haven't seen it, you should check out the link above and learn all about my hunt for the film and its subsequent re-discovery!
Speaking of the film, a week after its release, I’m going back to it for a bit. Its writer/director Hannah Lewis and Duncan McLean (the author of the short story Hannah based the film on) saw the film again after thirty years and chatted with me afterward. They both let me know there was a lot more going on beneath its surface than it first appears.
Today I'm sharing that with you!
You've seen the film—now here's the story behind the economic anxieties, personal inspirations, and adaptation choices that brought it to li
Quality Control Revisited: Not as Simple as It Seems
So I hope by now you've seen David Tennant's lost-but-now-found 1996 short film, Quality Control. I debuted it for the first time in almost thirty years last week at A Tennantcy To Act, my Substack about everything David, career-wise. If you haven't seen it, you should check out the link above and learn all about my hunt for the film and its subsequent re-discovery!
Speaking of the film, a week after its release, I’m going back to it for a bit. Its writer/director Hannah Lewis and Duncan McLean (the author of the short story Hannah based the film on) saw the film again after thirty years and chatted with me afterward. They both let me know there was a lot more going on beneath its surface than it first appears.
Today I'm sharing that with you!
You've seen the film—now here's the story behind the economic anxieties, personal inspirations, and adaptation choices that brought it to li

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So a lot of people have been talking about how GO2-3 feels so very disconnected from GO1 (and on some level, GO2 and GO3 also feel disconnected from each other). And there are a few reasons people have been bringing up in terms of tones and themes and narrative structure and genre shifts, but also just in terms of characters. How no Book Omens characters except Crowley and Aziraphale appear or are even referenced in the latter two seasons (outside of a few oblique references to Adam as just 'the Antichrist' and a brief cameo of him in the 'Real' Universe).
And I do agree it does feel jarring, maybe if the fabled 'original' plans for GO3 have come to fruition and Young Adult Adam was actually relevant to the Plot (and maybe also promoted appearances by other Tadfield characters) it wouldn't have felt quite so disconnected. But… I think it's more than the individual Human characters themselves not appearing, there is a major and jarring shift in the way 'Good Omens' write Human characters between the Book, and thus also GO1, and Good Omens Seasons 2 + 3.
The original Human cast of characters was very Wacky and Quirky and Somewhat Exaggerated, just as much as our primary supernatural characters, Crowley and Aziraphale, were. The Them were pastiches of Kids Adventure Story Tropes, Newton Pulsifer were so bad with technology it was LITERALLY a superpower, Sister Mary Loquacious was a goofy well-meaning Satanist nun, we had an insanely determined Delivery Man just doing his job and trickster-y mad old seer and her activist occultist Professional Descendant and Shadwell, who is basically a living cartoon character.
Meanwhile, the Humans of GO2 and GO3 feel a lot more deliberately "grounded". Less goofy, no real chances of having strange-bordering-on-the-supernatural quirks, more generally "normal", even when they are in difficult situations like abusive relationships or estranged family members. The lack of the quirky narration explaining the characters' lives and personalities also lessens any comedic quirkiness they might have, but even disregarding that change, I think there was a noticeable shift. The most we have now is… what? 'Harry the Fish' being kind of a silly nickname and Brian Cameron playing Monopoly once.
I think this change in how Human Characters are characterized does kinda work in GO2, it works in tandem with the narrative focus being now truly on Crowley and Aziraphale's supernatural romance and Heaven/Hell Drama - there is just less narrative focus on Humans, and the focus that is there is used to contrast them with the supernatural characters' abnormality. And it works with the genre shift, from outright Comedy to Romantic Comedy, which although still being a 'Comedy' by definition, tends towards making it's characters feel more 'grounded' on some level… but it is absolutely one of the factors that make GO2 a fundamentally different work from GO1/Book Omens, which is only exasperated in GO3 as the story veered farther and farther away from being any sort of 'Comedy'.
But it's also… The characterization of the Humans isn't just important from the perspective of Book Omens/GO1 being a Comedy, it's important from the angle of it being a very Humanist Comedy. The characters are somewhat exaggerated and cartoony, but they reflect on the real strangeness and wackiness and messiness and self-contradictory nature of Humanity. They are a living demonstration of the reasons why Crowley and Aziraphale are so fond of us Humans, why we are the only ones with the real power to doom or save the world. Madame Tracy being both an unashamed scam-artist and the kindest person in the story, Sister Mary being both a satanist and a nurse and a bit of a scatterbrain and her transformation into a Serious Businesswoman, R.P. Taylor's failed attempts to adapt to the strange world around him... It's silly, it's goofy, but it's also all so very human.
And much like Crowley's 'modernized sin-spreading' being to blame for most of the world's everyday annoyances was inviting the readers to imagine a little of the magic of the setting in their real-life, this also extended to the quirkiness and magic of the human characters, do you ever feel like you're as bad with computers as Newt? Maybe the Weird Old Coot you know is secretly scamming an Angel and a Demon for a few hundred pounds a month? If the most important part of being a Witch is a practical mind and a kitchen knife, maybe you can be like Anathema as well?
And then, when GO2 suddenly makes all of it's Humans so… normal and saves most of it's quirkiness and Messy Drama to it's supernatural characters, it kinda feels like it's saying "Look, we all know Humans are boooring, let's focus on the Angels and Demons instead!" And… while there were Good Omens fans disappointed by GO2, because of the shift away from the Humanist themes in general or specifically because they loved the Book Omens/GO1 Humans and thus weren't 100% happy to see Good Omens turn entirely into the Crowley and Aziraphale Show. A lot of fans were fine with this shift… Because we were kinda interested more in the Angels and Demons. Like, I'm not going to pretend that I'm not one of those GO fans who always finds reading through the book's mostly AC-less middle third to be kind of a slog.
I appreciate the point of the Human cast thematically and intellectually, but speaking from a personal perspective, I can't pretend it that emotionally it actually 100% sold me on all of these guys being just as interesting as Crowley and Aziraphale. I think it would be fair to say the actual best Humanist thematically-consistent solution would be to try harder, flash out the Human characters even more, create new Human characters whose unique bizarreness and quirky charm and messy pathos can rival Crowley and Aziraphale's… But GO2's solution of just decentering the Humans while making them more grounded and sensible (including the most important ones being Crowley and Aziraphale's more grounded and sensible counterparts) worked because it was telling us this is just backdrop for the Supernatural Romance stuff, and then supplying us with the Supernatural Romance Stuff in spades.
Where the Problem truly rears it's ugly head is in GO3, which suddenly tries to pull out a big thematic curveball where actually the Supernatural Romance we've been building up for the last two seasons is now suddenly less important than the previously-sidelined theme of Humanity, and our main characters and romantic leads have to sacrifice themselves for the sake of Humanity and the whole thing… tries to end on a big uplifting message of how wonderful it is to be Human in the real world and it's actually so much better than being an Angel or a Demon in a fantasy world.
And this supposedly uplifting message fails for me and for many others for many many many different reasons. But one of those reasons is just that… I don't feel like this story actually believes in the beauty of our mundane non-magical human existence, it can't sell me on a message I just don't feel is sincere coming from it. Humanity has been so diminished in the overall story, the lack of Human characters with Agency in the narrative, the lack of a Human perspective in the climax, the moral gray complexity of Humanity abandoned for pure ‘Heavenly’ selfless sacrifice, the Human influence on our two main leads have been gradually underplayed and diminished and retconned out from…
… to now seemingly insinuating that Crowley’s qualities have all been inherent to him since he bursted fully-formed out of God’s brow, long before the creation of Humanity, while Aziraphale’s character development is portrayed as if it was purely a result of Crowley’s influence and never a natural result of living among Humans for so many years.
But it’s also about how… bland Humanity has become. Outside, again, of the Mob Boss having a mildly-dorky name and playing Monopoly once and otherwise running a totally normal casino, none of our humans can be as vibrant and wacky and weird and surprising as the supernatural characters, as the GO1/Book Omens Humans, as vibrant and wacky and weird and surprising as actual real-life Humanity.
Even Crowley and Aziraphale’s Human counterparts, the versions of them that supposedly have True Free Will, are just portrayed as the blandest, most diluted, least compelling versions of the original Crowley and Aziraphale.
GO1 (and especially Book Omens) writes all of its Human characters with an honest desire to celebrate Humanity, with all of its strangeness and all of its mundanity. Whatever it was always 100% effective for me or not, when it said normal humans are just as interesting and compelling and unique as the Angel and the Demon, I felt like the story believed it.
GO2 felt like it was saying “Look, we all know Humans will never be as interesting or cool or dramatic as an Angel and Demon falling in love, so let’s just focus on that, okay?” and that was certainly tonally and thematically discordant with the original story, and I have some mixed feelings about that and others have even more negative feelings about it, but it worked as its own standalone thing because it was honest with itself, it was supplying the audience with a generous amount of the thing it did care about and think was cool and compelling.
GO3 is trying to say that actually our mundane ephemeral real-life is actually so much more magical and miraculous than being an immortal with mild reality-warping powers, it’s trying to loop back to a closer perspective to GO1, but it’s still feels it has the same view of Humanity as GO2. It’s putting on a false smile trying to explain to me why it’s so much better to be a Human, a weak, bland, boring Human then to be the supernatural characters it is clearly far more interested and thinks are far cooler. And while I would very much like to believe that living as an ephemeral human is a wondrous, miraculous thing, because I am an ephemeral human and that’s the only option I have.
But it’s hard to believe it, when GO3 just doesn’t seem to.
This is extremely chewy good smart meta and I appreciate it A LOT.
I feel like there's something-something about story-internal character agency here?
Like, the book and s1 actually tread a very careful measure around Quirky as world-altering. There are extremes; Adam is clearly at one extreme, and somebody relentlessly mundane and relentlessly ineffectual like RP Tyler is at the other.
(I'm not going to talk about Shadwell. Book!Shadwell and s1!Shadwell are both ethics misfires and I dislike them deeply as characters -- no shade to McKean, though -- so I ain't going there.)
But there's SO MUCH in between: Newt, Anathema, the Them without Adam (who are toward the mundane end, actually), Agnes, Madame Tracy, the Satanic nuns (who were actively trying to bring about a certain view of eschatology), the Atlanteans, and so on. Quirkiness is one form of agency in GO book/s1-land, but it's NOT the only one, it's NOT destiny, and it's NOT a guarantee.
And it's not one-sided, either. Sure, angels and demons can "mess people about," but Adam can fuck up Heaven and Hell if he wants; he in fact does fuck up Satan. Agnes can see the future in ways that push Anathema and Crowley and Aziraphale toward massively thwarting Heaven, Hell, and arguably Satan and God. Madame Tracy can host a bodiless angel.
I am spoiling my own goddamn WIP here, but fuck it, we ball: in the book (reduced to brief interstitial scenes in s1), the Earth has agency, too, in decidedly Quirky ways. That lovely, lovely tree-taking-out-a-mall scene, for example, and the sushi crying out for vengeance. Am I supposed to believe that the Earth accepted total destruction without the least resistance? 'Cos I don't. That's not how it worked in the book or even in s1.
So another thing that's missing from s2 and s3 is balance. Balance of Quirky -- it doesn't and shouldn't all belong to ethereal and occult entities! -- alongside balance of agency. OP, you showed me that, you're right, and I thank you.
Excellent points, OP! In tandem with how the climactic scene neglected to include a single human making choices for themselves, this lack of appreciation for humans in the narrative is why the supposed humanist ending of GO3 fell really flat for me.
GO3 erased the magic and failed to actually uplift humanity. All we’re left with is a bland soup.
I would like to register a complaint. This person should not be allowed in heaven. Complaint duly noted and registered. Will it make a difference? Oh no.
Aziraphale is and has always been been a leader of an angelic platoon. That’s canon in both book and series. Some people can’t handle it that he’s just not woobie. And Crowley started out a bright eyes star maker until Aziraphale told him his beautiful creations were nothing more than sparkly disposable decorations and Crowley wanted answers and so he became a rebel and that’s how they got to be on opposing sides of a celestial war and that’s canon too. Some people obviously don’t understand how storytelling works or that having tantrums doesn’t change anything.
Happy birthday, serial Good Omens! Thank you for coming into my life. Thank you for giving me the strength to believe that the story I love so much has no ending.
It really doesn’t have an ending
Screw everyone who wants you to give up, this world is worth saving

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The Book of Life / The Book of Love
I just love them, and I love this
"what are you a cop" is bookaziraphale's entire mindset btw. "is it very angelic to hoard books and be mean to customers" what are you a cop? "should you really be married to your adversary" what are you a cop? "should your husband be parking his car there" ah you ARE a cop. explodes your ticket notebook with his mind. like in his mind if the lord herself doesn't come down to tell him off he's doing just fine. because he's doing it. and if she DOES come down (where is the flaming sword I gave to thee) well then. what is she a cop
no so true. in fact I think this was a key experience in his conviction that he is correct about everything ever. after all she did not ask him again
book Crowley: you’re an angel, you can’t do the wrong thing book Aziraphale: you are absolutely right. everything i do *is* the right thing book aziraphale really took ‘do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law’ and ran with it
[ID: The first add-on shows tags from pronouncingitwang reading "#it is soo fucking important that not only did he lie to god #he thought it was so important that he wrote it in as a correction to the bilton and scaggs bible he wanted that shit printed+distributed" and the last add-on shows tags from indieninja92 reading "#MY BOY #as i like to say 'aziraphale did nothibg wrong... but not through lack of trying' #the greatest angel ever to sincerely attempt to shoot an eleven year old in the face" /end ID]
And when he knows he’ll HAVE to help the cops, he’s desperate to leave so that he WON’T have to help the cops!
[ID: A snippet from the Good Omens book. It reads “There was the sound of a siren outside, abruptly broken off as a bullet hit it. Aziraphale nudged Crowley.” The next part is highlighted, and reads “‘Get a move on,’ he said. ‘We're going to be knee-deep in police at any moment and I will of course be morally obliged to assist them in their enquiries.’” /end ID]