Don Juan in Soho, a reflection
All you need to know isโฆ..itโs fucking hilarious.
I wonโt make this uber spoiler-y for those of you waiting to see it. All you need to know is that it is hysterical and, frankly, not nearly as awkwardly racy as I thought it would be.
Yes, your Friendly Neighborhood Aceโข, who can sometimes be squicky about sexy things, did not squirm one iota during THE notorious hospital scene (or other scenes)โฆin fact, I died laughing.
ALSO, DJโs monologue at the end? ๐๐พ๐๐พ๐๐พ๐๐พ๐๐พ๐๐พ๐๐พ So hilariously relevant. And Iโm willing to bet that was ALL David speaking those lines.
The special effects? ๐๐พ๐๐พ๐๐พ๐๐พ๐๐พ๐๐พ๐๐พ
The singing and dancing? ๐๐พ๐๐พ๐๐พ๐๐พ๐๐พ๐๐พ๐๐พ YES. YES YES YES. HOOOOOOOOO MY GOD. Itโs all Iโve ever wanted out of life, to see David to sing and dance. Bye everyone. ๐๐พ Iโm going with that statue off stage.
David deliciously slouching in a chairโฆ..quite a bit.
Davidโs deliciously rumpled hairโฆโฆleave me here, please.
They misprinted the cast list. Davidโs thigh made a very strong cameo, as did his chest hair. David in a suitโฆ.that boy is fucking FINE.
Those of you waiting to see itโฆbring your smelling salts, because Iโm not sure youโll make it through.
Spend the ยฃ4 on the program and the ยฃ9.99 on the scriptโฆ.WITH DAVIDโS SEXY FACE ON IT.
I know people want to see him play nice roles, and I acknowledge what youโre saying, but David is right in his wheelhouse. He loves playing sadistic arseholes and he does it SO well and you can tell he loves it and heโs having so much fun. And to see him play it in personโฆgod, itโs a thing of beauty.
I did go to the stage door, and David did make a brief appearance. Unfortunately, I did not get a signature or selfie because people pushed to get in front of me, though it was waaaaaaay tamer than other stories Iโve heard.
Iโm just happy I got to hear his voice and see his hair and eyes and profile and turquoise sweater and brown pants and his everything up close and in person. Surprisingly, no leather jacket or black ripped jeans.
Someone behind me, as we were waiting, said, โCome on, David, we donโt have all night.โ If I had no self-control, I would have turned around and tore into her.
This man just acted his ASS off on that stage. The man at the door just told us not five minutes ago that theyโd been there since NINE OCLOCK IN THE FUCKING MORNING REHEARSING FOR THE FUCKING SHOW YOU JUST WATCHED and had to get notes from the director AND he had to clean up so he can show his fucking hot face to you and sign your damn program. SHUT THE HELL UP AND LEAVE THE MAN ALONE FOR FIVE FUCKING MINUTES, OKAY?
Aaaaaaanyway, if youโre seeing it in the future, I wish you luck, because like I said, heโs SOOOOOOO damn sexy in this role.
If not, you can message me and ask for more specifics.
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โ๏ธ<โโ me flinging myself into the sun after sun after this show