mr westburial

This is a really fantastic return to form for this genre of post. In recent years there's been less and less effort put into this vital aspect of internet culture, it's nice to see a return to the truly artisanal work of the late 00s.

Now THIS is what the internet exists for. I was LOCKED IN the whole time.

@fckedupdog

i'm seeing iron & wine tonight!!!!! o'm so excited u have noooo idea

i dont "ask for help" i bake 4 vegan apple & walnut crumble cheesecakes at 2am

i'd say i carry a normal amount of all the mild social rejection i've ever received in my body like shrapnel

revealing your scaring the hoes type interests early on in a relationship is a good way to secure only hoes of bravery and fortitude that will craft horrible dreams and beautiful nightmares with you