Diary of a Band Potato 🎼

On the second day of Christmas, my BD gave to me: 2 jury sheets And a broken Reed and a mouthpiece

On the twelfth day of Christmas my BD gave to me 12 dumb companies 11 drum rolls 10messy binders
9 ‘one more time’s
8 flutists screaming
7 band kids sleeping
6 dented tubas
5 trumpet egos
4 broken stands
3 sharp oboes
2 jury sheets
And a broken reed and a mouthpiec

On the thirteenth day of Christmas my BD gave to me 13 trombone suicides 
12 dumb companies 
11 drum rolls 
10 messy binders 9 ‘one more time’s 8 flutists screaming 7 band kids sleeping 6 dented tubas 5 trumpet egos 4 broken stands 3 sharp oboes 2 jury sheets And a broken reed and a mouthpiece

On the fourteenth day of Christmas my BD gave to me
14 child prodigies 13 trombone suicides 
12 dumb companies 
11 drum rolls 
10 messy binders 
9 ‘one more time’s 
8 flutists screaming 
7 band kids sleeping 
6 dented tubas 
5 trumpet egos 
4 broken stands 
3 sharp oboes 
2 jury sheets 
And a broken reed and a mouthpiece

On the fifteenth day of Christmas my BD gave to me 15 laps around the band field 14 child prodigies 
13 trombone suicides 12 dumb companies 11 drum rolls 10 messy binders 9 ‘one more time’s 8 flutists screaming 7 band kids sleeping 6 dented tubas 5 trumpet egos 4 broken stands 3 sharp oboes 2 jury sheets And a broken reed and a mouthpiece

THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING IVE EVER SEEN

Oh snap I would have died on sight

Nooo

@sunesshine

I can’t believe they named the planets after all the sailor scouts

Unmute this immediately

narrator: “now what we got in this scene is, uh, the delinquent is rowing them around and expects payment in the form of the wimpy kid’s popsicle, which already has enough subtext, but then the wimpy kid is like ‘god no homo i’ll just give you the tip’ and this motherfucker, dang, he like deep throats it in one shot like omg, and that’s when the fucking wimpy kid is like ‘this slutty catholic boy just gave me a case of the gay’”

Let me just tell you something about this final scene. I sat through this whole movie thoroughly enjoying every last little bit of it. I even made a running motion when the first two gifs happened. When the movie finished my boyfriend was very very quiet and he looked a little sad. I was very confused because it was a fantastic movie. He turned to me and asked “is that suppose to represent how our education system doesn’t make enough accommodations for [mentally] slower students?“  Monster’s University was a little deeper than I thought

TUMBLR SHUT UP HE IS A SLUG. The literal message is HE IS A SLUG WHO IS SLOW LIKE SLUGS IN NATURE SO STOP.

Stop Stop Stop STOPPPPPP

Tumblr always takes the extra mile... *sips tea*