i heard there's a holy yellow sky

cities breaking down on a camels back

hash browns have powerful restorative properties

Children aged 36-48 report their lives as “better than nothing I guess.”

ba ba ba binga

waba ba ba ba

babo.

i teleport behind you like in the animes but we’re ass to ass

you have to forgive the printer because it's one of the most machine-ass machines we interact with on a day to day basis. that thing says kerchunk. hardly anything says kerchunk these days. you can't get mad at her when she kerchunks up a little.

problematic sudoku solving skills gap

I passed a flower shop next to a tattoo shop and at first I laughed because I thought it was ironic and then i freaked because IMAGINE YOUR OTP IN A FLORIST/TATTOO ARTIST AU

OMG I COULD TOTALLY IMAGINE THEM LIKE THAT IT WOULD BE SO PERFECT

I cannot BELIEVE a post I made when I was 13 is circulating! And also apparently started this trope? I thought somebody had the idea separately and it blew up that way😭