ARABELLA

I love when people reblog posts that you're supposed to add tag commentary on with.. nothing.. like whats in your head girl..

my milkman looking cute as hell in that lil bowtie. lol. 

my wife circa 1935 right after i go to work at the racism factory

how to stop endlessly analyzing your own behavior as if you were a scientific experiment

no one talk to me today i diagnosed myself with female hysteria

I keep going back to watch this video it just captures my sense of humour perfectly

Demön

When an NPC warns chaotic-aligned players to not do something

that smile after "i live in the area" is a ranged spell that send you into rage

Americans be like: My grandpa 😠😠😠 served in the Korean War 😠😠😠 and killed 9 people 😠😠😠 to fund his college degree in clownery 😠😠😠 Respect him or leave the country 😡😡😡🤬🤬🤬

That’s a super light story huh? My great grandfather got killed in action from a land mine to protect this country. If you don’t wanna respect the history or stand for a national anthem😁then leave to your peaceful home and fuck right off

How did your great grandpa stepping on a landmine protect this country

I love seeing bank rules that will never apply to me. My app was just like "you cannot deposit more than $5,000 daily to this account and I was like noted thanks

if you have the android handwriting font and you’re considering posting a thread of screencapped tweets…… perhaps reconsider!

instead of dark mode, there should be a pink mode option

‪automation is going to take jobs away from cops‬

i literally despise anthony fantano he has nothing to offer to this world. listen to my opinions i am the one with hair