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kate bush - babooshka is just the piña colada song for girls who read virginia woolf

laura palmer

you could bring this post back to the late 90s and it would be exactly as funny as it is now. no elements of it exist now that did not then

the uk needs to decrim weed so the great british baking show can have edibles week

The Ultimate Gerrymander

idk i guess im a little “wierd” :P *covered in blood*

Thinking about full body scrunge

Pour oils and fats down your sink drains immediately. Also be sure to pour grease down there too, a lot of it. Nothing bad will happen trust me just do it pour grease down the drain

not even one meme for that “gotta be one of my favorite genders” has been better than the original perfect image 

girls night

How much damage does this do if I hit someone with it

they beat Jesus with that

congratulations to promethazines for making a phrase so good that years later i still remark ‘they beat jesus with that’ upon seeing any kind of lumpy mess