'just me, her, and the moon'

every time i open this app i read some dumb ass shit

And every time we kiss I swear I can fly

the fact that 15 year olds have more money than me because they lip synced to the weekend asking for coochie on musically makes me want to use my eyes as martini decorations

I pray y’all stop chasing people that are running away from you. I pray y’all stop begging people to love you. You are worthy of a love you shouldn’t have to beg for.

anyone else fucking LOVE BEING IN BED???

bitch im in bed right now!! how did you know!!

reblog if ur in bed

Isn’t it funny how everyone is like background characters in other people’s stories. Except me of course because I’m sexy and important. But like, all of you guys

I’ve been ready for October since last October

also i want thanos to have a counterpart villain called “sex thanos” who goes around planets and makes people fuck more so that there’s even more people and the populations get even bigger and he’s the bane of normal thanos’s existence 

Girls will say they busy and be in their bed relaxin or sleep

Sounds busy to me

disney movies about normal girls dating celebrities is the reason why i’m literally convinced i’m gonna spend the rest of my life with a celebrity

the creators of camp rock and starstruck are either gonna have to pay me reparations or they’ll be invited to my wedding. we’ll see!

oh u haven’t heard?? it’s all gonna be ok

this is so sad alexa play shake it by metro station