well this ain't good

hello, update 9/2/24 - this is joy, i've just had to take over while dell has a crisis. all of my text is in pink, and if you need to find anything i post, i use the tag //joy in the house . please refrain from causing any more existential crises.

Things're going pretty well if you ask me. Merp is finally teaching himself how to put that iron tail move to good use, the pokemon care course is going swimmingly for Honeybee and I, and I can now walk a whole two meters without my crutches. Oh, and Spearow's trying their very hardest to learn thunder shock.

Well that ain't the same, I want to work for it. Stop trying to just give people things they're trying to work for, because often times, the person doesn't just want the thing, they want the feeling of getting it by themself and the pride that comes with that. So I'm just gonna put this here ball back in the big pelican's beak and you can have it back.

Nah, I didn't bother updating y'all, you haven't missed anything. I just don't see any reason to put up every little thing about personal matters, y'know? But since you asked, it has been going alright, felt a bit like a baby when there was such a fuss about me taking some steps unassisted, but I'll still be on crutches for a little while. They did offer a wheelchair but I'd rather that go to someone that needs it more.

Honestly wouldn't be that bad. Pyros are just flame-resistant by nature. Anything's fine in my book if it could keep those damned spies away.

Honestly I'd rather not see any alternate 'me's. While it could be amusing for a little while, it would devolve into a bloodbath, and I don't know whether I'd be able to live with the guilt of winning.

Maybe so, but as of right now I actually own neither type. Currently I have an insect, a... critter... and a bird. Maybe I'll work on getting a steel type, and I'll get zapdos too, to make sure I have an electric type.

Those're just goddamned dolphins. Then the other one is just a dolphin standing on its tail.

How many of y'all are there...?

Well the 'cycle' shouldn't bind me here as I ended up here due to my own invention, so once I remember what went wrong with it, I'll be able to go back. But honestly, at this point... I don't know whether that'd be necessary.

Some guns are ugly as shit but it don't mean that I don't love them.

Hm, pokemon powered cars. I'm guessing they found some better way to power them than this though... seems a little inhumane. Maybe the new cars use heat reactions made by the flames of fire types. Or electricity for the car is generated by electric types. Rather than... well, shoving a pokemon into an engine and making it stay there, just turning in the exact same spot to make it work.

I think you've mixed up the words 'evil' and 'rational'.

Well that sounds cool, but in reality that would be a terrible idea. 'Infinite kaboom' is always a terrible idea. I've lived under the same roof as both Demo and Solly for a good while now, so I can speak from experience. You always need an emergency stop, and should never hope for infinite kaboom.

...I didn't ask if it was expensive. I just gotta know where to get it. I get freelance engineering work and mark Kukui's papers, and if i don't end up doing either then Joy gives me an allowance. I'm pretty sure that I can buy berry juice.

Thabk you kindly! I really need to find a store that'll just let me buy gallons of this stuff.