I believe in side blogs now

in chess the queens can kill each other which is toxic yuri and the kings can never get within a square of each other which is doomed yaoi

graffiti discourse is so stupid why the hell would I give a shit if people spraypaint their names or do some cool paintings under a bridge

sorry didn't realize the bridge has to be plain beige concrete. that was a load bearing plain beige concrete if anyone tags it the whole bridge collapses

The opposite of “the elephant in the room” is “the centipede in the room”: something that’s not actually an issue but everyone is freaking out about

Not now, kitten, m- da- m- your parental figure is in the middle of a gender crisis

At least on 'the price is right' you know (because someone *actually told you*) that you are playing a guessing game and that there is an over/under mechanic and that the conquence of guessing wrong isn't a punishment or damaged relationship or getting fired

On an unrelated note my psychiatrist has given me a referal for a formal ASD evaluation

I like that the number of fingers animals have varies so ridiculously throughout the animal kingdom. humans have 5 per limb. cats have 5 on their front limbs but 4 on their hind limbs. a lot of birds have either 4 or 3 digits per limb. ostriches, some sloths, and some chameleons have 2 digits per limb. horses have 1 digit per limb. what are we even doing can we standardise this nonsense. imagine how embarrassing it'll be if aliens discover us and find out we still haven't agreed on what a sensible number of fingers is

I’m not trying to turn your kids trans; that’s stupid. I’m trying to turn them into socialists.

#for real tho! their gender is their business but class struggle is everyone’s business