More reasons clown husbandry should happen with sy as every round he proceeds earns a chapter of clown yuan. Also if sy and sj get around we will get a clown off between them. this is what i offer scummies.
Let us rewind a bit. His name is Shen Yuan and he was not born a clown. At least⌠not originally.
Okay, take it back just a bit more to explain. Proud Immortal Binghorse Way was the kind of bullshit light novel that only blows up because of memetic value. Worthless crack people pretend to read because it gives the impression of having a real personality. Shen Yuan had been one of those few who did indeed read it because he did have a personality unlike some people and found the work to be a disgusting waste of talent on the part of the author. Seriously, solid world building and an overall story that could have been decent enough if it just stared normal people wasted on a crack concept, and for what? A few more needless viral hits and a quick cash grab project that totally wastes Luo Binghe as a character!
It was frankly disgusting, so obviously he became one of its most well known and profoundly vocal haters. A hater not because he thought the story of a power fantasy involving an abused circus child rising to become one of the greatest and most profoundly beloved entertainers despite an obvious metaphor for disability or physical deformity through skill, love, and determination didnât need A HORSE MADE OUT PURE SKIN WITH A HUMAN FACE.
Wherever Airplane Shooting Across the Sky was heâd find them.
And beat them with a hammer.
So yeah, PIBW was a story and Shen Yuan was its biggest hater. Read every word twice and loathed it with a passion. And then he slipped on a banana peel.
He kinda couldnât believe this had even happened. He just remember looking up at the ceiling, knowing his leg is in the air- heâs torn in a split and his neck has cracked. He had been typing on his phone another angry comment on PIBW chapter 479 on his third read through, his final thoughts and words âfucking clown ass storyâ.
Itâs from there that he woke up suddenly alive andâŚdifferent. Different and silly. His skin had a slight fuzz to it like a peach in places and his mouth felt odd- his mind felt odd. He was odd.
And then came that bullshit System notification.
[Welcome USER 002 SHEN YUAN: Role Assignment- PURE BRED CHOU CLOWN]
[Have Fun in PROUD IMMORTAL BINGHORSE WAY!]
From that moment his life was an entirely new kind of hell the likes of which no one could have suspected. As it wasnât just that he was acting as a clownâŚhe was species wise no longer human and it was slowly driving him insane. Within PIBW cannon were certain side creatures known as Clowns not to be mistaken for clowns and them while looking and resembling humans were not and did not exist as humans. They were creatures of comedy that could only act like they were constantly putting on a stage performance and were barely capable of a normalish conversation and even then, it had to end in a gag.
He discovered that he was perma locked into an IC existence where in no way shape or form could he stop acting like an absurdist young lord in a dramatic stage play. Only allowed to break character when made to talk about how he would perform on an actual stage and even then everything still would revolve on dramatic dialogue and stage comedics. He wasnât able to just say, âHi, how are you?â instead he would be compelled to perform an odd tone to his voice or be doing something silly with his body. His existence existed to persist in silliness and it sucked ass. It sucked ass because the Lord who owned him as Clowns are not legally people and more of a comedic slave class of pet creatures was a dick. Abused and mistreated him and almost never fed him unless the performance elicited one chuckle out of their over pompous mouth. Shen Yuan had even begun to think heâd die in this clown world unable to do anything but prat fall onto a bed of spike and say, âWoopsie doosie!!!â
Which is the highest level of swearing his Clown existence will allow him outside of an internal monologue. But, then Yue Qingyuan happened and bought him off and now despite not being a character from the original novel he was now somehow in the middle of the plot PIBW and had entered a friendship with Luo Binghe.
Itâs odd. Being near him is odd.
Shang Qinghua is giving him that look again as they sit next to one another in the furthest corner of the circus camp where virtually no one can hear them. âDude, you got my son pregnant!â
His nose twitches and he honks it and waves a middle fingers, âOh my have I ruptured the flawless plot with my whimsy? You should know this lord truly didnât wish to cause an out of marriage upset but ahhhh my own lust is so voracious it could not be contained. Ah, perhaps we should marry lest I soil my family name.â
What he had actually meant to say was: âYou think I wanted to get Luo Binghe pregnant? You think I wanted to do that? I cannot control fully the base whim of these stupid jokes and now Iâve ruined him! What have I done? The story is fucked! Weâre ruined! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
Shang Qinghua took a puff from his pipe, âYeah, this really is gonna derail the plot. Insane that your own inability to process emotions did this.â
âTwas not intended,â he waved his fan elegantly. He hated that after ages in this stupid world the only other person who could understand him was Shang Qinghua of all people and it was because he too was a fellow transmigrator and sometime ago he had purchased a âClown Translatorâ patch.exe from the System. This was how Shen Yuan learned the man was in fact the author of this stupid world and he needed to be castrated and destroyed for all his crimes right this instance! Also kept insisting that the Binghorse was not an obvious metaphor but really and truly just a marketing gimmick and that's so obviously a lie because when you compare the history of marginalized people in the circus and the abuse of circus animals it's a completely obvious analogy but whatever what does he know. Mr Airplane Godman is the true mastermind of this world and is too stupid to recognize his Kafka inspired metaphors!!!! Responding with a nonsense answer of 'Bro it's really not that deep. I just needed to float a novel that was dumb and easy but would go viral online while I worked on my real project.'
âIf this lord was able heâd spill his seed back in and take his place. Such a shame that the hand of time cannot work as so. And it was not a matter of emotional constipation that led to such a fecundit display!â
Shang Qinghua jumped back and winced at the bump on his head. âHey, Iâm just telling you the truth. Youâre the one who accidently drunk kissed him and couldnât stop pulling out your hair over and over and over for a week.â
âPerhaps motherhood would suit you next.â
âJokes on you Iâm already pregnant.â
Heâd strangle him if he could. He really would. He hadnât-itâs not like- this body- this Clown logic has such a mind of its own. He hadnât- and itâs weird right? He canât- he mustnât- and heâs not even gay! Heâs just Clown pilled by the system right now and canât tell Luo Binghe the truth.
His lips were so soft that night and he touches his own feeling haunted. Feeling too much and too little all at once as a torrential rain of why pelts his head. âWhy must this lord be such a profound and skillful actor? The tragedy that I cannot leave the stage,â he doesnât even know when he started juggling or how there is a spotlight on him.
Itâs literal Clown logic.
He feels horrible for getting Luo Binghe pregnant just because he couldnât apologize for that one kiss. Itâs such a nagging guilt that has his blunt red claws twisting at his robes and juggling with his free hand faster and faster. Each turn of the balls increasing in speed. He wanted to say sorry. He wanted to stay in one place. He wanted to talk but then that itch of âthis is the funny thing to doâ and he must be funny. He must avoid an emotional conversation. He must stretch for plot and drama. He must be courted and talked to like a Clown despite the fact that deep down he is not one. He is not a Clown and yet he must act a Clown.
And unfortunately, emotionally teasing the Binghorse is undeniably hilarious.
âI want to talk to himâŚand hold a true civilized talk between scholars such as usâŚâ
âWell, if it helps youâre mostly talking like a normal person right now.â
âThe rules of the stage are different when in the side wings. Here we discuss the acts to be and the gags that will happen later. Itâs a completely different matter entirely,â he can never talk this smooth and normal around people like Shen Qingqiu or Luo Binghe, even Ning Yingying evokes his silly. He just wants his Binghorse to know⌠what? What does he want to say they even are?
âWell, what if you were also pregnant.â
âJust saying you ran away without meaning to and used a pregnancy gag to get out of it. Why not use the same gag to get back in and have a real heart to heart with our beloved Binghorse and then you two can kiss and makeup or out⌠Or whatever.â
Thatâs the dumbest idea heâs ever heard. âWhat brilliant and tactical genius! Inspired good admiral chancellor.â
âDonât knock it till you try it,â Shang Qinghua said and took another puff from his pipe letting the smoke rings drift into the air.
âShould you really be smoking right now?â
âItâs fine, Iâm getting an abortion anyway.â
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