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so what if cain murdered abel. maybe abel sucked. 

Sorry for just writing “the monster becomes the monsted” on your Christmas card. I couldn’t think of a regular greeting or whatever. My bad.

the fact that cartmans wiki has a whole sexuality section is. so fucking funny

“Is Cartman Gay” - the greatest thread in the history of forums, locked by a moderator after 12,239 pages of heated debate,

What's gender?

Ghost type Pokémon, he’s purple and fat :)

This was where the post should have ended. This was an amazing reply. But theater kids just had to get in the reblogs and be annoying. "no thats garlic. no thats gemini"

Complaining about theater kids on Tumblr is like complaining about rats in NYC

Unlike NYC rats, theater kids contribute nothing to the ecosystem

actually theater kids and NYC rats will both eat corpses left under subway tracks

i think it's important to get deeply emotionally unironically involved in a bad piece of media whilst fully aware that it objectively sucks ass. like for your health or whatever

i think it's important to get deeply emotionally unironically involved in a bad piece of media whilst fully aware that it objectively sucks ass. like for your health or whatever

tumblr comedy I haven’t seen in a while and I kind of miss: when someone says like ‘smoothies are great’ and then someone else says ‘juices are great too!’ and the first person says ‘make your own post’ and then the second person says ‘okay’ and then you scroll down and theres a second post.

I also love seeing posts where someone says something that clearly sets up a joke and then has very obviously messaged their friend to question it in a reblog so they deliver the punchline with maximum impact. Haven't seen that in a while

make your own post

I love seeing posts where someone says something that clearly sets up a joke and then has very obviously messaged their friend to question it in a reblog so they deliver the punchline with maximum impact. Haven't seen that in a while

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does anyone else remember that scene in pinkeye where kenny literally took a BITE out of clydes arm and he was just like okay