Best Yoda Quotes: Im Yoda Funky Boy

just said the Worlds Faggiest "Thank Youuuuu" to the cute subway guy making my sandwich

also after realising how GAY my "thank youuuu~~ ^_^" and the little curtsy i did was, i grabbed my sandwich off him, my smile faded from embarrassment and i turned around and marched out the door without saying anything else

he saw me go in real time from faggot to emotionless robot

HOW IT'S MADE: your deepest desires

so do you "love trans women" as in you like to fantasize about being fucked by a Scary Predatory Tranny, or do you love trans women?

transmisogynistic stereotypes are not heavily sexualized by coincidence. they're designed to be psychosexually powerful. the things that make them tantalizing are the things that make them so dangerous for trans women

Catholic church doesnt even allow divorce if domestic violence is involved and vatican city wouldnt exist nowadays without the help of Benito fucking Mussolini and yet theres always some motherfucker being like i hope the next pope is pro gay marriage. I hope I get a house from Santa Claus this year. I hope a horse is going to buy me cheese in the grocery store

I swear I didn't want to write these words out of shame and embarrassment, but what happened to us in the Gaza Strip—the destruction, the genocide, the starvation of the people—is beyond imagination. My older brother, who was our provider, was killed by a treacherous bullet to the head. He was our only support, the one who provided us with food, and now we go to bed hungry, ravaged by the hunger that has consumed our bodies.

A few months later, my mother died from cancer that ravaged her body. We couldn't find her any treatment, medicine, food, or clean water until she passed away from the intense pain and hunger.

I'm experiencing severe shortness of breath right now, I can't breathe. Please help me get the medication. Please donate, donate! We still need $440. Donate, donate! 😭😭💔

Why are you letting us down? Are we just numbers in a death register? Every night is harder than the last. Please donate, we only need $435. Please don't let us down, donate! 😭😭💔

I just spoke to the doctor and he told me they gave me a 25% discount on the price of the medication. Please, I still need $309. Donate and help me, I don't want to die, please 🥺🥺💔

Please help us. My father was crying by my side, saying, "I don't want to lose you like I lost your mother." He kept crying. Please save my life, even with a small amount. We still need $294. Please donate. 💔💔😭

Please help me, I don't want to die. I feel like I won't last much longer. Please, the pain in my chest is getting worse. Please donate, save my life. I only need $253. Please don't let me down, please donate. 😭😭💔

Oh God, this pain is unbearable! Every night is worse than the last. Every night I die a thousand deaths from the agony. Every night I say I'm going to die. Please, I don't want to die. Please help me! I saw my mother die in my arms. She died from the pain. I looked into her eyes, so weary from suffering. The poor thing died with tears of sorrow and pain in her eyes. Please don't abandon us. Help us, even with a little. We only need $196. Please, please help us! 😭😭💔

something something, women you're allowed to abuse. women you're allowed to abuse

a customer returned a drink because a fly flew into it and said: “one of your flies flew into my drink” and my coworker was so confused that they just said: “…my fly?”

#MyFly

Please help my father, His health condition is very difficult, please donate 💔🙏

I need to trust you again. Is there anyone here to help me?!!

Now specifically, I don’t have any money I have to be able to spend tomorrow 💔