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one hundred baltoys btw if you even care.................

for reference these are the yuka morii baltoys from silver tempest. yuka morii makes actual clay models of the pokemon for the card art which makes a lot of sense for baltoy because its made of clay in lore!!! these cards cost like 2 pennies each so this was not an especially expensive endeavour. the sleeves cost more than the total value of the cards including shipping. i could only get a 96 card binder because of the mathematics of page layouts so i gently affixed a sleeve gently protecting baltoy to the inside and outside of the front and back covers too to make it an even 100 baltoys. 100 baltoys 100 baltoys 100 baltoys

every pokemon is somebodys favourite deniers in shambles when i show them the 100 baltoys binder

Do I actually want to write this fanfic or do I just want to wallow in the delicious daydream like a pig in the mud?

Unfortunately I wish for others to wallow in my magnificent mud pit

thank you for the magnificent mud pits, fanfic writers

happy vulnerable state alert for steve, everybody !!

just showed the gate agent the Wikipedia article for Mussels instead of my boarding pass. don't text

you can dig a little hole and plant me in the dirt

"if you take testosterone youll look like your DAD!! DO YOU WANT TO LOOK LIKE YOUR DAD?!! YOULL LOOK LIKE A GROSS UGLY MAN YOULL LOOK LIKE YOUR DAD!" nope! adopted💖

shoutout to the guys saying "my dad is awesome itll be cool if i look like him" but especially shoutout to the guys saying "i will/do look like my dad on t and i am making him suffer for it. he is evil and he HATES that i look like him. im like him but better" yall have a powerful aura

flies will ask “hey can i drown in your soda” and not wait for an answer