Huuuhh

“No, I’m IcyHot. That’s Deku.”

*remembers how they killed off darwin in x men first class for no fucking reason*

me: 

I told him I was flattered but had a long term, serious girlfriend, who I loved very much.

To which he responded, still pleasant and with polite interest,  ”She’s a lucky woman. How long have you been together?”

Also Todoroki:

Lately I’ve been feeling like mobile data.

“Can you explain?”

It’s like I start off fast, you know? Pleasing everyone and getting stuff in on time. Basically I’m just doing everything right. But..

“But?”

Unnoticeably I start to slow down. No one notices at first, but I’m slightly lagging the more you use me but there I am still trying my best! Even if it get difficult.

“How honourable.”

But as the days going people start to notice and get mad or irritated at me and I feel like it’s my fault, I know it’s not my fault but when people start to get mad it seems like they like to blame me. Then the work comes in slower… I finish it of course but I don’t hand it in,not all the time, because I start to second guess my self but eventually I’d have to hand it in anyways.

“Interesting…”

Then comes the end of the month, I’m so tired and so slow. Nothing gets handed in, people are mad at me and take it up when the people in charge…. in this case, that would be my parents. They’d try to fix me but all their doing is adding more pressure, not even realizing they are the part of reason I’m like this in the first place.

“Well, can’t you change your ‘data plan’?”

You’re basically telling me to change my outlook on life if not that, the people around me.

“ No, I’m simply suggesting yo-”