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( dialogue prompts taken from the second season of hulu's the bear, created by christopher storer. feel free to edit and change as you seem fit. )
β you ever think about purpose? β
β i love you, but i do not have time for this, alright? β
β i have time for this. β
β you know what the fuck you're doing. you love this shit. it's fun for you. i don't have that. β
β i'm afraid one day, i'm gonna wake up and you guys are all just gonna just drop this ass. β
β if this shit is not fun for you, what the fuck is fun for you? β
β i'm not making the same mistakes i made last time. β
β what kind of insurance coverage do we have for people falling through the fucking wall? β
β sometimes, i look like february. β
β you want a sprite? you look kinda green. β
β can i ask you something and you can tell me to fuck off if you want? β
β chef, that's way too much acid. β
β you, uh, making a sundae? β
β that actually sounds delicious. β
β because you're the bear and i remember you. β
β i love taking care of you. and i always will. you know that? β
β i'm glad i came 'cause i get to eat this. β
β i gotta come up with three really great desserts. you got any ideas? β
β you ever made ice cream before, chef? want to? β
β it kind of tastes like a, um... minty snickers bar. β
β so how long you been a cook? β
β howβd you get good at this? β
β you can spend all the time in the world in here, but if you don't spend enough time out there... you know? β
β speaking of dead brothers, do you wanna go to a party? β
β it looks so pretty on you. you should keep it. β
β what's going on with you? i know there's something. just tell me. β
β what are you talking about, i don't give a fuck? why would you say that to me? i give like a huge fuck. β
β you're not by yourself, alright? i'm right here with you. β
β did you just throw a fork at me? β
β i think time spent doing this is time well spent. β
β never too late to start over. β
β i just want you to know... that this is really nice. β
β i'm thinking you're very, very beautiful. β
β we just don't say hello anymore? β
β you're wearing a suit? β
β uh, yeah, i wear suits now. β
β i'm sorry if i took anything out on you and if I treated you like shit. β
β i actually do think that we could fit good together. β
β i could be good at things that you don't really wanna do. and you're obviously really great at a whole bunch of stuff that I don't know how to do, you know? β
β i'm wearing a suit 'cause it makes me feel better about myself. β
β i know that you're trying. i see that you're trying. β
β you just came from a funeral? β
β yeah, a funeral of all my enemies. β
β you want me to make you some coffee? β
β i just need your focus like you need mine. β
β what's your relationship with your mom like? β
β alright, chef, i need you to salt that like a sidewalk. β
β looks gorgeous, chef. β
β i haven't eaten yet. β
β oh, let me make you something. β
β yeah, i can make you an omelet. β
β that wasn't like an ask out or anything, was it? β
β Β i'm looking really good. i 'm thinking you should start calling me chef. β
β well, i'mma keep calling you jagoff, 'cause that's what you like. β
β you deserve my full focus. β
β i guess i'm scared that i don't have what it takes to not fuck this up. β
β you're not gonna fuck it up. β
β i fuck things up all the time, like, every day. β
β you could do this without me. β
β i couldn't do it without you. i wouldn't even wanna to do it without you. β
β you make me better at this. β
β you still love to cook, right? β
β yo. we're low on forks, chef. β
β okay, let's start firing some caviar, please. β
β i was just gonna say how special and cool and great this place is and how i'm the most proud of you ever. β
β i really appreciate you being so patient with me. β
β do i have time to go outside and scream "fuck"? β
β just don't tell them you saw me, 'cause this is embarrassing. β
β i love them so much. i don't know how to show it. β
β i don't know how to say i'm sorry. β
β i need you to say it's okay. β
β you are being so fucking weird, man. β
β i'm stuck in a goddamn refrigerator on the opening night of my fucking restaurant. β
β i failed you guys and it's not gonna happen again. β
β maybe i'm just not built for this. β
β because no amount of good is worth how terrible this feels. β
β i'm really sorry you feel that way. β
β would you shut the fuck up and get me the fuck outta here, please? β
β i don't understand why you can't just let something good happen for once in your fucking life? β
β you wanna talk to me about my fucking kid? at least i got a kid. β
β where were you when i fucking put your brother in the ground, you selfish piece of shit? β
β i fucking love you! β
β you fucking need me. β
β i just had this sudden urge to tell you that i've always had this, like, massive crush on you. β
β i love you, chef. β
