Misadventures in a blog

people/objects randomly exploding in cartoons will forever be the funniest thing in the entire world to me

the oracle has spoken, this is it everybody

No offense to Oprah, but people work their entire lives to build a resume and set of skills in public service. Billionaire celebrities, no matter how much I like them, shouldn’t get to leap over all that effort and experience. It’s a hard job, the hardest job in the world if you’re doing it right, it requires experience.

What is life after reading these.

Well that fucked me up

i cant anymore

Haiku Bot… What happened here?

haiku bot is fucking sentient

it isnt a haiku either…

Wooooooow that’s mesmerizing

it’s funny how as a kid I’d always hear how things would get better regarding sexuality and it really has gone full circle.. from hating myself, wishing to be straight and in deniel and now here’s me taking any moment to make it clear I’m gay and I couldn’t imagine living a happy life as a straight man

I’m not sure she understands the effects of alcohol on the body.

Now this is just iconic advice

this image clearly isn’t in america but it gives off a strong midwestern energy

day four of Oregonians pumping their own gas