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chuckdrawsthings

u ever see a pigeon on public transport and wonder if it knows what the hell it’s doing

cinnamonbirbs

I get sad because I wonder if they’ll make it back to their families or their mate. :(

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@cinnamonbirbs

Don’t be sad, friend! They know exactly what they’re doing. ^v^

Pigeons have the same cognitive capacity as five year old humans, and have been documented taking advantage of our transportation systems to commute back and forth from foraging grounds farther than they could have easily flown, at a much lower energy cost.

They know the times, which trains go where, where all the best food stops are, and which stop is theirs.

And they tend to be model passengers, taking their seats under the big human seats, and politely filing out at their work and home stops. ^v^

koki-kariya-personal

pigeon has responsibilities I’m so proud of them

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haha

get that bread

🍻 he said this looks like we have something to announce but it’s only that we’re learning to take better photos also maybe I’m into sours now (at Wicked Weed Funkatorium) https://www.instagram.com/p/B8pvLs3FMTu/?igshid=s269uaw1r84s

New glasses. Who dis? ...no really. (at Greenville, South Carolina) https://www.instagram.com/p/B4qQxmZFBrP/?igshid=1m3182wph5219

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Celebrating grandma’s 80th this weekend… here’s a photo of me (Greenville, SC)  https://www.instagram.com/p/B4oMa2vFETW/?igshid=teieisw3hxfz

#me

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The fact that we can accidentally bite the insides of our cheeks has to be the biggest design flaw of the human body.

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NO SORRY IT’S THE FACT THAT OUR TRACHEA AND ESOPHAGUS CROSS AND BRIEFLY OCCUPY THE SAME HOLE DOLPHINS DON’T HAVE THIS PROBLEM.

churchyardgrim

WE ONLY GET ONE SET OF ADULT TEETH THAT ARE DESIGNED TO LAST MAYBE HALF OUR EXPECTED LIFESPAN

OUR LOWER BACKS ARE STRUCTURALLY FUCKED FROM MAKING A SHITTY TRANSITION TO BEING BIPEDS

INTELLIGENT DESIGN MY ASS, BUT AT THE VERY LEAST WE’RE NOT HORSES

stephendann

“In conclusion, the humans were extremely angry until they saw the horse, and then thought ‘Well, that bastard’s got it rough, this ain’t so bad’“

#science #funny

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They need privacy

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this bitch said >:\

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