They call me PooF!

i love fighting asterius and theseus because it started out with zagreus being like oh theseus sir wow what an honour!! and now it’s like hello asterius you look very strong today thanks for the fight earlier i love to spar with you have you had enough water today king? theseus, i will fucking kill you dead permanently

Welcome to the Protestant Work Ethic where if you are not working for 16 hours a day you are a Sinner that will Burn In Hell. Unless of course you are rich in which case you are Blessed by God and can go to Heaven without lifting a finger.

Holy shit that's so cool

2 years and 26k+ notes later, I finally go back and fix the sizing on this so it’s significantly less (but still sorta) blurry on folks’ dash.