I understand the "I will die for you" ship dynamic, but what about the "I will not let you die, I will not let myself die- we will, at any cost, survive" kind of couple?

The funniest part of romancing gale is knowing that mystra is most definitely watching your tav or Durge throwing it back on that man during his romance arc shenanigans. He’s actively doing magic during every romance scene, meaning that mystra is canonically duty bound to at least listen. Gale is essentially doing the fantasy equivalent of sending your ex a voice memo of you fucking your new partner in every romance scene. the scene channeling the weave? mystra’s there. astral projection glow in the dark fidget spinner bonefest? mystra’s there. the regular bed option? he summons the bed using magic, so mystra’s there too. scene where he takes you to the astral plane (aka mystra’s literal goddamn house)? mystra’s there. every time. she’s sitting in her little magical cuck chair in the corner watching her ex abuse victim boink his new (likely more age appropriate partner). and you know what? hell yeah. gale deserves a little bit of petty fuckery in his life. go off king

thinking about how gale “yapper” dekarios told astarion that their walks together were only enjoyable in silence. do you know how atrociously annoying you have to be for gale of all people to tell you to shut the fuck up

Astarion is striking and beautiful, yes, but Gale is romantically handsome. Big warm velvety brown eyes handsome. Longish hair handsome (and I am not usually a fan of long hair on men, but DAMN does it suit him). He's domestic hot.

U dont understand i had to write the first 70,000 words because if i didnt the sex wouldnt be as perilous or emotionally fraught. Which is the POINT.

My mom likes to say “Not my circus, not my monkeys, but I do know the clowns.”

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