mike schmidt

@technicallysound

Name's Mike, I guess feel free to autocorrect that to anything you want. Everyone else does. I'm not the guy who was a security guard - I worked at Circus Baby's Pizza World as a technician, for five days. Did you know your whole life can change in five days? sidebar art credit

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untilsixam

“Eggs Benedict”

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kaneto

#baby

foodffs

Strawberry Flan Jello Cake Recipe

Really nice recipes. Every hour.

Show me what you cooked!

#baby look #recipes #food cw//

mpregcraig

Thank you for agreeing to take the Pre-Employment Assessment Test. Please answer all questions as truthfully as you can.

QUESTION 1: Your wife, the mother of your children, is drowning. You have a life preserver. However, a customer requires your assistance. What do you do?

QUESTION 2: A man has been caught stealing from the company and he is currently awaiting execution. You are the executioner. Do you pull the trigger?

QUESTION 3: Which sentence best describes yourself?

- I have clinical depression.

- I’m ready to be productive!

QUESTION 4: Which sentence best describes yourself?

- I try to do things to the best of ability.

- I am willing to bleed for you.

QUESTION 5: Are you afraid to die?

springtrappedtwila

“It seems you’re having troubles with the keypad. I saw what you were going to tupe and have autocorrected it for you. Welcome… EGGS BENEDICT.”

Sister Location // ‘Eggs Benedict’ aesthetic

requested by a lovely anon // feel free to tag as kin/me/synpath/hearted/etc

#me

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lowinterest

Suburban Skating - PS1 (1999)

#tag yourself #i'm 'other mike'

foodffs

Champagne Cupcakes with Champagne Buttercream Frosting

Recipe: http://cakewhiz.com/champagne-cupcakes-champagne-buttercream-frosting/

Really nice recipes. Every hour.

Show me what you cooked!

#baby #recipes #food//

queertasm

#oh

funaru

Circus baby from Five nights at Freddie’s: Sister Location.

#baby

Isn’t that the truth

#my bad roommate

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Why does everyone insist on “Michael”

f-yeah-fnafkin

Michael Afton Aesthetic, using mostly greens. For anon!

- Mod Benny

#that's not my last name but this is me

Things have been so crazy for me I haven’t even been out here at all!

Uh, maybe other people wouldn’t have a problem juggling all of his, but I’m used to such a quiet life... now I’m dealing with Baby and Ennard, and with Milo being around, which is hard enough to juggle. And now I have a girlfriend, which! I’m! Not complaining about that! But uh. Wow.

Milo is terrified of Ennard, who thinks it’s funny, Baby wants to just make friends and make Milo love her (sometimes this seems to work.....), meanwhile the baking is continuing in full force. And I’m too scared to bring my girlfriend over to my own house, so I’m beginning to kind of come off as weird to her. Weirder than usual. Uh.

Sorry I haven’t been around! Maybe soon I can change that? I still need to make that popcorn recipe I promised I’d make with Baby...

peace-and-awe

#about me

adobe-outdesign

–> I wonder if you feel the kind of pain that rips your insides out? that’s something I know all about, shocking, ain’t it?

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thatoneweeb

rated E for egg

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he could, but it doesn’t make a very pleasant noise……

#same

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