eva

dnp should win an award for most emotionally complex podcast announcement ever

failed my bechdel test AND my prostate exam 😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨 #finalsweek

why do i have to speak why is it not enough to show up somewhere and have giant eyes

not being productive or relaxing but a secret third thing

whenever you see C#m on a chord sheet you know the musician was just playing bar chords and couldn’t resist the temptation of the most annoying chord in the god damn book

so i just noticed that c sharp minor is a bit shocking to read when spelled out in shorthand

whenever you see cum on a chord sheet you know the musician was just jackin it

don’t u hate it when u wake up and ur awake

@blinded-by-love

I think we should do this but leave Colorado alone so there’s just an extremely jarring rectangle in one part of this

I like how you think.

enough. to the Box with you

adulthood is like dog training but you are both the dog and the trainer and also it doesn’t work and is bad

finally harry and obama can be together again :)

and here’s to never having to think about olivia wilde ever again

jason sudeikis was almost a victim of vehicular manslaughter for nothing