Jess

Wallowing in our misery together

I am not taking a risk

Not risking it pals

U know what I want potato of luck

Damn right I’m reblogging. See previous post re wrath of whatever from high atop the thing.

the only shit that works for me.

O Golden Potato of Luck, Bless me with Glad Tidings, I pray

Ao3 going up and down feels like a frickin elevator

cloudflare for the love of god please get it together we're dying out here

you don't know how traumatizing it has been to wake up and see that ao3 was already down when I thought that I still had two hours to download fics 😔😔😔

it's literally been 10 minutes since the maintenance began and i'm already ao3 deprived

well maybe if adoption was more accessible to single parents and lesbian couples, witches wouldn’t have to go haggling for people’s firstborns

*Historian voice* in a monarchy with a small central government and little to no welfare provisions for its predominantly rural population, witches resignedly became both social service and foster parents; confiscating children from parents willing to barter them away for a prince, or a particularly interesting lettuce. In this essay I will

particularly interesting lettuce

#we love an og rapunzel reference