The Agency System

Oh that is adorable

@birdblogwhichisforbirds

these are dinosaurs

I was expecting him to just drop the ball… but damn.

YO… just so you all know! he doesn’t think they’re eggs! this type of bird is a seriema and they use that funky neck-whip to kill lizards and snakes. he is actually Just Having A Good Time

I WOULD PAY TEN TIMES AS MUCH FOR CHOCOLATE IF IT MEANT REDUCING THE AMOUNT OF SLAVES IN THE WORLD? HOW IS THIS ANY KIND OF PROBLEM. 

Crazy how the main three chocolate companies in the US are all terrible

Makes sense

Sign me up for this.

Chocolate companies that deserve support here <3

Sweet impact is my mom’s company!!! She doesn’t sell fudge anymore, just truffles, chocolate bars, and caramels!

fucking finally

can we please stop pretending this shit is good?!!?! What the fuck!!!!!

I don’t understand why this is a bad thing??

whats sold as inspirational here is somebody whose fear of being fired and having their source of food and shelter yanked away from them forced them to push themselves to unhealthy lengths

Walking isn’t unhealthy, whoever told you that is lazy. Dude got a job for a company and wanted to prove his reliability, he could’ve given up and not showed up but unlike most people he made a commitment and stuck to it and guess what. That commitment paid off. Its like you people are unable to handle when. Someone it’s doing better than you.

You have never walked 20 miles ever

whats with all the fucking bootlickers on this site?

he literally left his house at midnight. 

How does someone see a 20 mile, eight hour walk as “a good work ethic” and not as a man whose been driven beyond his limits to ensure he doesn’t lose the one thing that keeps him from starving to death I mean what the fuck

God you people are fucking weak

sign your car over to me and walk to work to prove how strong you are

Even for soldiers who have trained specifically for such things, a 20-mile march is a fucking grueling experience. Nobody should have to do that and then be expected to work for eight hours. That is literally insane.

not to flex but i’ve never watched a pewdiepie video

...i just lost a lot of leftover guilt from missing so many days in elementary school.

Every month my mom allotted me and my brother one mental health day. If we aren't feeling well emotionally or physically we can say we're cashing in our day and roll back into bed no questions asked about school. School is no longer on the table its, "are you okay", " whats going on", "would you like space from me right now" "is something going on I should know about", etc. I'm so glad she did that for me and him, especiallu with us both having mental health issues as kids.

THIS. THIS IS SUCH GOOD PARENTING.

i can’t find the right way to say this but. the degree to which bodies are policed is so massive and overwhelming that it can traumatize you & then people have the nerve to be like “you’re vain” for caring …. like actually i care because i have to bc i’ve been trained to bc if i don’t care, i don’t have the privilege to get away with it. like i’d love if it was as simple as “some people just care more” but it’s more like. society is genuinely cruel to some and the judgement it enacts on certain bodies is incredibly sinister and overwhelming. it’s not just one outfit or one body trait you have to worry about when you go out in public. it’s legitimately all of them. and you worry to avoid judgement and harassment. and that level of constant self-monitoring is extremely exhausting.

I love when I’m in the middle of speaking and suddenly I’m like wait I literally don’t agree with what I’m saying

normalize suddenly saying "wait hang on I might have just talked myself out of this" mid rant

Incredibles 2 did not have to go this hard but it did

I know everyone wants to clown on a certain rich couple with an absurdly named baby using california’s 26 character law, but that law isn’t good actually… it makes perfectly normal names like José illegal… like you shouldn’t really be upholding that fucking law it’s obvious why they made it….

It’s just cultural genocide babes. It isn’t that deep, it isn’t protecting the sanctity of baby names. It’s just racism.

maybe … we should discuss why so many folks thought the 26 english character law protected babies from having absurd names… without considering… every language outside of english….?

… it’s the racism.

Boy howdy do I feel this. Not a single one of my Thai students’ names would’ve come within spitting distance of 26 characters.

Can we please stop associating being a good person with how much you're willing to suffer in silence for other people? You can be a kind person and still say "no, I don't have the time/energy to help you with that." You can be a kind person and still say "this makes me uncomfortable, please stop." You can be a kind person and still say "I disagree and here's why." You can be kind and still say "I'm not okay with this." Being kind is about treating people with kindness and respect, not about being the human equivalent of a doormat!

Sometimes DID is half of your brain yelling “I’m so scared! I’m so scared and so scared and it never gets better!” and the other half saying “I know baby, I know and it’s going to be ok. Let’s remember to breathe, we’re safe now and we’re going to be ok.”