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I donât feel like making a long winded theory explanation so Iâll just put it simply: I think Edgarâs new s tier is about his lasting effects post-mortem. While in Symphonic Elegy he doesnât actually die, I think the fake death represents his actual death & that he continues to lead/guide those around him even after heâs gone. Something something, the band represents the team & they support his mission thru the song or something
New Challenge: Make sense of whatever is going on in this timeline without me explaining a lick of it! (Level: Impossible)
I genuinely need to cut off like 80% of the Edgar Valden fandom cause they suck major butt. A testament to how solid Edgarâs character is tho, cause even the shittiest fandom doesnât deter me from loving him
I need to get back into making black edits (especially since I told a friend I would so they could make pins sorry </3)
Saw this skin had earrings and had to lock in IMMEDIATELY

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I miss when niggas used to just say headcanon. Now itâs always âcodedâ or âimplied.â JUST SAY HEADCANON
My hottest take is that Edgar was bad asf & Patricia fumbled hard.
Going bit by bit with Edgarâs 5th letter cause Iâm bored (also excuse the lack of screenshots, havenât been logging on for reasons yâall probably alr knowâŚ)
I swear to you these 2 are twins
(Inspired by them having very similar tweet emoji indicators
They done made my favorite game for the past 6 years, that informed my choice for my career, and has some of my favorite characters of all time into literal ai slop. Iâm gonna bawl my eyes out rn, Iâm so mad rn

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Uma Musume-s your game 5
Voodoo Queen (Patricia): an Uma from Haiti hoping to put herself and her home on the map as worthwhile racers to care for. She runs pace & her style focuses on pursuit specifically. Her gold skills dazzling disorient & tantalizing trick allow her to focus on the racers ahead. Her focus on pursuit acts as a reference to Patricia being a âhuntressâ and her tendency to get tunnel-vision on her goals. She struggles with pushing herself too hard & feels she needs to win by large margins to prove herself and her home as she feels anything less may get passed off as a fluke. She also struggles to form friendships as she focuses too much on seeing other Umas as rivals before friends, thus treating them somewhat coldly. This is a reference to Patricia keeping a distance from everyone in the manor during the game because she was focused on judging their sins. Her trainer is Mary (a play on her foster mom), who tries to keep Queen grounded & remind her that making it to Tracen is an amazing feat in its own right. She has a required practice poor event from overworking herself. Her drawback comes in being pursued, since her abilities focus so much on chasing, sheâs not as great at being chased & tries to keep from being in the lead until the very end. Her biggest fear is going home a disappointment.
Lingering Fragrance (Vera): An Uma hoping to forge her own path out of her sisterâs shadow. Her style is front runner & sheâs most known for her insane stamina & how she takes a large lead to keep from getting into challenges, hence her skills restless & taking the lead. This is a play on how she kinda tries to run from her problems and doesnât do well with challenges. It also plays on her ability focusing on âdurabilityâ which translates to stamina here. Her sister, Blooming Cocoon, was set to be the star of the family & received the most support to become a racer. Fragrance assumed she would just take on a diff Uma-dominated job despite also loving to race. Cocoon was injured before a big regional race. The family was ready to pull her out but Cocoon insisted that Fragrance run because she recognized her potential. Fragrance & the rest of the family were against it, but Cocoon insisted. Fragrance agreed on the condition she would race under Cocoonâs name since they look similar enough to get away w/ it. Cocoon agreed & to everyoneâs shock, Fragrance excelled. Surprisingly, there was a Tracen scout there and she wanted Fragrance to come to the academy. She wanted to say no, but Cocoon said she should do it which made Fragrance cave. She struggles w/ imposter syndrome & feeling like she took her sisterâs spotlight. The rest of her family outside of Cocoon adds to this feeling, echoing the statement & shaming her for saying yes to the academyâs offer. Her trainer is actually just named Vera. She reminds her of her sister & helps her fight her imposter syndrome while affirming her that sheâs where she should be. For a while, Fragrance tried to mimic her sisterâs pace strategy but lacked the power for it to be the most effective. Vera was the one to realize her speed and stamina was more fit to run front. Finding her own technique instead of copying her sisterâs helped her find her own identity as a racer and led to her becoming much more confident to the point even her family couldnât ignore it anymore. She still struggles with feeling like she took her sisterâs spot, but those who care about her always try to reassure her.
Untamed Soul (Kevin): An Uma from the Americas with a specialty in pace chasing. Lowkey a Taiki dupe icl. The only one of the 5 specializing in short races as a reference to Kevin not seeing the full game through. Her speed & strength are unmatched but her racing aptitude is⌠eh, hence big sisterly & speed star with a low wit stat. Sheâs not great at getting out of boxes at all. Growing up she had a friend who was a much stronger racer than her, but due to her living circumstances, never had the chance to be scouted the same way she was. Itâs left her feeling undeserving of her spot & wishing it was her friend instead of her at Tracen. With the help of her trainer, Ms. Lamb (I think Iâm so funny. Sheâs an older woman who literally looks like a lamb), she resolved to use the stage she has to try and highlight Umas who otherwise wouldnât have a chance to be recognized. She feels deeply for Queenâs struggle for recognition as sheâs seen secondhand how circumstances can stop an Uma from getting the recognition she deserves.
Departure Date (Jose): an End Closer. Her most notable trait is her maneuverability, a nod to Joseâs job as a navigator, sheâs not one to get blocked thus having the gold skills of lane legerdemain & no stopping me. Her stamina isnât the best, so she uses navigation to kinda cut corners. Sheâs prone to getting the slacker trait & has an event where youâre required to get it, a nod to why Jose was fired. Her father saw her potential to be a racer & raised her around many Umas to subtly train her. One day he suggested her & her friends compete in a regional, not telling her Tracen scouts would probably be there. Unsurprisingly, she blew the competition out of the water (no pun intended) & was scouted. She didnât want to go, even with her fatherâs pressuring. Then her dad went behind her back and convinced her friends that not taking this opportunity would stifle her and that they should encourage her as well. It was her friendsâ encouragement that led her to accept Tracenâs offer. Sheâs uncomfortable with her fame, feeling as though she abandoned her friends for it. Her father, Joaquin, is also her trainer of course and basically tells her to suck it up and that her talent shouldnât go unrecognized because of some friends. Overall, not a great trainer for her because of it.
Artistic Resonance (Edgar): Pace or Late but given she has bigger picture it makes most sense to put her as late. She also has swinging maestro. Her decent stamina & observation skills make her great at adapting to whatever a race throws at her & making it her own. Her mother was a well-known racer & she kept the legacy going as a strong racer in her own right. From birth people had high expectations of the racer she could be, and she met & exceeded them. She loves to run but between her mother retiring early from a racing injury at what wouldâve been the peak of her racing career mid-race & many rivals retiring after feeling they couldnât keep up with her and decided racing isnât for them, she began to resent racing & by extension running. She felt as though racing only sullied the art of running by making umas compare each other and sucked the joy out of running for them. Upon coming to Tracen, she met racers who could match her ability & reignited her love of racing, being able to appreciate how it draws out the best in ppl & pushes them to become better. This would lead to her final race where, despite the fragile legs she inherited from her mother, raced as hard as she could so her rivals could race the âtrueâ her and also ended her racing career prematurely due to injury. She ended on a tragic win with no regrets. Her Trainer, Sarai (heâs not a pedo this time, just a dick) was picked specifically to train her and make her the best. He was aware of her legs but not her rationale. He couldnât make sense of why she would end her career by injuring herself in a race that, even if she lost, wouldnât diminish the record she had. Another instance of poor trainer-trainee pairing with Sarai viewing racing as a path to status and reverence while Resonance saw it like a performance art
NOOOOOOOOO
I AM SO SERIOUS, IF CSM ENDS TOMORROW THEN IâM CRYING
just when i try to get into it
ITâS NOT OVER, I SWEAR ITâS NOT! THERE HAS TO BE A PART 3! WE HAVE SO MANY UNRESOLVED PLOT POINTS! FUJIMOTO WOULDNâT DO THIS TO ME! HE MADE LOOKBACK! HE MADE GOODBYE ERI!
I AM SO SERIOUS, IF CSM ENDS TOMORROW THEN IâM CRYING
The prettiest of princesses and her muses
Something something: cool sentence that references swan songs thatâs super deep and poetic

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VeraPat urges sprung up out of nowhere, had to chase the high (extend for the no effects version)
I drew something! Come back in another 3 years to see the next piece I muster up the motivation to do!