I love it when dogs try to help but the task at hand requires zero dogs so they just kinda stand in front of you and look serious.

middle aged men do this too

yeah okay ill reblog that

Pride and Prejudice is actually hilarious cause Elizabeth goes to the Netherfield Ball with the purpose of finding out what Darcy's closest friends think about Wickham, and when they all tell her Darcy is a really nice guy and Wickham is a liar she literally goes "Mr. Darcy has somehow managed to trick all of his closest friends into thinking he's a good person but I know something about him that they don't (that he sucks)"

"Caroline is in cahoots with Darcy and I dislike her, so her warning must be a lie. Bingley is just too nice and won't accept the truth. But I, Elizabeth Bennet, who talked to a hot guy at my aunt's house, I know better."

Not if I can impregnate her first

Happy Satan Impregnates His Bride season to those who celebrate.