just fine n dandy!

im majoring in making my life a living hell at idiot university

making the kid from omelas gay and short so its more woke

This is the most legendary gifset on tumblr

Happy 10th anniversary to T Hanos

I just can’t believe some of u are soooo young u didn’t experience the early 2000s at all like even briefly . U were born and ur mother door dashed you home from the hospital

actually i was in the NICU for a couple weeks after being pieced together by surgeons but whatever lmao

That’s because she used klarna. To pay through 4 easy installments with no interest

cant even eat salads cause youll get accused of bunny when you get to the lettuces

Every book on goodreads is 3.8 stars except for Sooo I Guess I Have to Run a Coffeeshop With This Lesbian Minotaur, which is 4.2 stars

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Americans be like: My grandpa 😠😠😠 served in the Korean War 😠😠😠 and killed 9 people 😠😠😠 to fund his college degree in clownery 😠😠😠 Respect him or leave the country 😡😡😡🤬🤬🤬

That’s a super light story huh? My great grandfather got killed in action from a land mine to protect this country. If you don’t wanna respect the history or stand for a national anthem😁then leave to your peaceful home and fuck right off

How did your great grandpa stepping on a landmine protect this country

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Happy Memorial Day

This is what it feels like to be a sensitive young man with a heart of gold in this cruel world

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csgo aimbots aren't computers btw theyre actually these slavic children who live in dusty old former soviet office buildings and never go outside and only eat raw chicken meat that they buy with csgo knife money and shovel into their mouths between rounds. really disturbing stuff.

the pope bangs his scepter on the ground and requests an exclusive look at the creation of a dobby pussy indulgence