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ok every time I see this post I find it necessary to point out Jesus was a carpenter like he legit would’ve used the fuck outta a nail gun

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leg-stealing-bee

wood is fun to chew on

donutdrawsthings

IMPORTANT!

It’s the no-internet dinosaur’s birthday!!

Turn off your internet! He has a hat!!

donutdrawsthings

jaimebeazley-blog

SOMEONE PLEASE PUT A DATE ON THIS POST! I HAVE TO KNOW WHEN!

Its Sept 24

Thank

this conveys sample bias better than any statistics course

yourtruegae

I fucking hate this

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dilfhershellayton

jojo siwa is like. her style is not my taste at all but as soon as other people call it annoying im like actually you're wrong she's an icon and a legend

saxophonechihuahua

she looks like the concentrated essence of a claires store and i do not mean this negatively

hummingirls

it’s the “fuck you” to the current trend of encouraging teenagers to look 24 and embracing girly things that cis men hate

universejunction

American Kawaii

sexycraisinthanos

she looks like someone turned a Skittles commercial into a person and i love it

super-mario-girl

If you don’t mind me putting my two cents:

I feel like Jojo Siwa’s style is reminiscent of the colorful teen girl fashion of the late 2000s and early 10s. Back then it was considered fashionable to use lots of colors, accessories, etc. Take a look at Jojo Siwa:

Very colorful, generous with sparkles and accessories. It’s meant to be fun!

If you were a kid in 2007-2012 you saw something similar in the clothing the teens in your sitcoms wore, although not as exaggerated. The fashion in Shake It Up(which came out in 2010) is a really good example of this:

(You may laugh, but this was the height of fashion to 13 year old me.)

The point is, Jojo’s aesthetic is similar to being a young pre teen girl walking into Limited Too for the first time.

And the reason cishet men hate it is because they don’t find it attractive. That’s why she’s often made fun of and used as a joke so much. Because that style doesn’t cater to the male gaze. It’s not for them, so it must be bad.

tryxyhijinks

Cyndi Lauper, late 1980s, for your consideration.

felicitousfeline

Okay but you realize that the person who said "American Kawaii" has it exactly right, yea? That kawaii in Japan was created for girls to embrace cutesy juvenile things that refuted the beauty standards (created by men) that expected them to look mature and marriageable as soon as possible. It was over-the-top BECAUSE men hated it! Because the girls in the subculture specifically wanted to keep them away as long as they could and enjoy their childhood without being seen as Somebody's Future Wife™.

アメリカのカワイイです！

sartorialadventure

which, despite the name, is exactly what the lolita style in Japan is about, because Japanese men do NOT find it attractive (the fact that some American men do, or that we think they do, is pretty horrifying).

Also, I want to put in one more candidate for the source of her style: 1990s Lisa fucking Frank <3 <3

She looks like the embodiment of my childhood and i am HERE for it.

anxietyproblem

midiport

obamaphoner

father son and holy spirit

dingdongyouarewrong

the weirdest thing i believed as a young child, and i promise there’s an explanation, was that every day a piece of russia broke off of the country and floated across the ocean and became a part of canada

sailingonlight

i would love to hear what sort of explanation there could be for this

dingdongyouarewrong

OKAY so my family had an album from the canadian comedy musical group ‘The Arrogant Worms’, which had a track on it called canada’s really big. the song’s contents are exactly what it sounds like: it is about how canada is big.

and one of the lyrics is ‘we’re the second largest country on this planet earth / and if russia keeps on shrinking then soon we’ll be first’. the song was written in the early 90s, shortly after the soviet union started to dissolve, so it was a reference to That Whole Thing. but me, listening to it as a child in idk 2002, was not aware of this. so the fucking child logic that i came up with was that the country russia was physically shrinking and canada was physically getting bigger. ergo, pieces of russia broke off and floated over to canada

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omegaverse

I didn't sleep at all but I feel amazing I can feel the dragon energy coursing through my veins

omegaverse

pineapple--cove

6 AM vs. 11 AM

folk-punk

how can you eat the fried hearts of something that once was alive and had a beating heart? do you feel any guilt? i hope you do.

please google what an artichoke is

imaveryevilgirl

You know what I find funny about this image?

The car is stopped

kingtheannoying

The person screaming is in the passengers seat.

imaveryevilgirl

Not unless their country drives on the left meaning they're from one of the countries in orange

This shit has LORE

imaveryevilgirl

New lore just dropped

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

tumblr ask me about mlm skeletons

escaped-cryptid

I’m asking

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

your co-operation is noted and will count in your favor when the Great Tally arrives. Presenting:

straight skeletons

gay skeletons

three seemingly-similar wikipedia articles, and yet:

(this post is part of a series critiquing biased wikipedia writing. you can request more on ko-fi)

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

TLDR

*male & female skeleton found in grave*

archeologists: “this is LITERALLY Romeo and Juliet. she died of a broken heart. i am in TEARS”

*male & female skeleton found in grave*

archeologists: “holy shit ya’ll they are SPOONING. they are SPOONING and the boy is the big spoon just as jesus intended.”

*male & male skeleton found in grave*

archeologists: it’s problematic to romanticize these things

fanfleufleu-deactivated20221121

The first couple held hands -> love

The second couple was spooning -> love

The third couple was apparently kissing, a hand on the cheek -> no homo though

thedorkdionysia

and they were tombmates

acrowseye-deactivated20250112

oh my god they were tombmates

the-inner-workings-of-a-bunny

what about the lovers of modena???

fRiEndS my ass theyre literally called the lovers of modena that is what you called them until you realized they were gay as fuck you stupid little-

“with COUPLES holding hands-” yeAH CUS THEYRE GAY, JARED

cOmrAdeS oR friEnDs

snorlaxatives

What do you think of girls with glasses??

i’m glad they can see

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teapartywithatimelord

Y’all a guy brought a lemur through the drive through today and my brain still hasn’t processed it

teapartywithatimelord

Forgot to attach proof

Y’all a guy brought a lemur through the drive through today and my brain still hasn’t processed it

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