COACH, I'M ME. WHY WOULD I WANNA BE ANYTHING ELSE?
#TEAMPRICK : independent jamie tartt from ted lasso. written by alix. they+them. 24. affiliated with teamgrouch + @teamowner. also at. defenseonly, truthlie, differentkinds.
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COACH, I'M ME. WHY WOULD I WANNA BE ANYTHING ELSE?
#TEAMPRICK : independent jamie tartt from ted lasso. written by alix. they+them. 24. affiliated with teamgrouch + @teamowner. also at. defenseonly, truthlie, differentkinds.

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it’s late and jamie’s found himself, as he so often does these days, curled up with sienna on her couch.  he’s got his head in her lap, blinking blearily at the TV screen while she runs a gentle hand through his hair.  i wanna be thirty, the girl on screen says to her mum.  jamie wrinkles his nose.  thirty … just a few years off from retirement age for footballers.  not that jamie’s planning to retire at thirty - four.  no, he’s gonna keep playing for as long as fucking possible.  ' i don’t get why she’s in such a rush t’ grow up. adulthood sucks sometimes. '
@sieraph. ★ random starter.
and all of a sudden, roy has a visceral reaction, even if it doesn't show. ( keeley needing space. roy, now, with a puppy - dog shadow up his ass all the time. ) it's not the same thing, but it's basically the same thing. about 140 page into one hundred years of solitude ( 1960s, but good guess, tartt ) , and jamie's here, buzzing like a fly. a long, low growl is the only response he gets for a minute, before roy dog-ears his page, closing it, setting it on the desk before him. ' don't get my hopes up, ' he says, barely restraining himself from rolling his eyes. ' what are we seeing? ' and why?
he grins, undeterred by roy’s reaction.  if ya needle him just enough … and aha!  success!  ( tartt : 1, kent : 0. )  ' sienna’s new movie. '  the one written and directed by meeks.  first of many collaborations, she told jamie before it’d even been announced, looking starry - eyed.  it had stung, at first, being dumped in favor of a geeky filmmaker.  but she was so fuckin’ happy, in a way she’d never been with him.  and jamie’s got roy, even if he’s not sure what they are.  not friends — sorry, phoebe — or lovers or whatever the fuck.  just them.  ( being a them with roy kent … childhood dream achieved. )  ' i promised her i’d go see it, but ya know.  i don’t love goin’ to the cinema by meself. '
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roy : not interested.
jamie can’t stop himself from pouting, just for a moment, as roy turns back to his book.  god, he acts like such an old twat sometimes.  ( one of these days, he’s gonna show up with reading glasses, and really scare the piss outta everybody. )  who in their right mind would rather read some novel from the 1950s than go see a brand new horror movie?  especially when one of their friends is in it!  ' c’mon, roooooy. '  and if it sounds like he’s whining a bit … he is.  ' i won’t ask ya to go anywhere else with me this week. '
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tag drop.
funniest thing phoebe kent ever did was invite jamie over without telling roy then proceeding to call them out for being together constantly with no hesitation.
GET IT TOGETHER, COACHES!
echoing emmy real fast : carrd will be up sometime soon, i swear, but i wanna note that this isn't a royjamie blog. they're just, you know, tied together by the red string of fate. in a relationship, but not dating. more than friends, but not lovers. some secret third thing.
as far as other people go! jamie actually spends the last third - ish of season one (episodes 7 - 10) and pretty much all of season two dating film starlet sienna shaw (@sieraph). it's messy and complicated, a PR relationship that becomes real, that ultimately falls apart because sienna meets her soulmate and jamie is in a ... situationship with roy and keeley. and speaking of the latter, jamie's always going to be a little bit in love with her, even if they're never together again. she was his first actual relationship and he credits her as being the first person to really believe in him as a person, not just a footballer. ( well, besides his mum. but that's different. ) and he very much considers both sienna and keeley best friends of his.
everybody else ... jamie's bisexual, and while he may not be "out" to the public until post season 3, he never makes a big secret of it. he comes with a roy kent attached to him, but so long as you're good with that, he's down for most things. and i am too. let's go, shipping.
this is who roy is mean to ... smh.

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PROMPTS FOR PEOPLE WHO DON'T SAY MUCH * Â assorted dialogue for the person who doesn't say much and the person trying to talk to them, adjust as necessary
FOR THE PERSON WHO TALKS A LOT.
i heard you speak.
why don't you ever want to talk to me?
you can understand me.
are you at least going to ask me my name?
you could at least say thank you.
i just saved your life.
you spoke to them! why won't you speak to me?
are you going to say something back?
let's just stand here in awkward silence.
feels like i'm talking to myself half the time.
you don't have a lot to say.
could you at least tell me your name?
great conversation.
i'll do all the talking.
i think i'm owed an explanation.
will you please answer me?
could you at least give me a yes or no answer?
not a fan of talking, huh?
you don't have to talk if you don't want to.
i guess you don't owe me a thing.
i'm just going to call you [nickname] for now, until i learn your real name.
i know you can understand me.
where are you going?
you can't just leave me here!
what do you want me to do while you're gone?
feels like i'm talking to a wall.
i'm just going to pretend you said yes to that.
did you just huff?
don't roll your eyes at me.
if you'd just tell me what it is you want...
this would go a lot smoother if you communicated with me.
you don't work well with strangers.
if i knew what you needed, i'd help.
believe it or not, i want to help you.
this would be so much easier if i had your name.
FOR THE PERSON WHO DOESN'T TALK MUCH.
not now.
get behind me.
not yet.
wait.
stay here.
is that it?
you're welcome.
stop talking.
not interested.
are you done?
i have nothing to say.
talking is a waste of time.
i let my actions speak for themselves.
stop that.
nice try.
go.
get out of here.
you're being loud.
that's enough.
i don't like people.
words are useless.
see that?
you don't need my name.
get lost.
no more.
i'll handle it.
not this again.
leave me alone.
i don't like strangers.
just call me [nickname].
PROMPTS FOR THE GRUMPY VS SUNSHINE TROPE * Â assorted dialogue for that great dynamic between a guarded character and a warmer character, adjust as necessary
GRUMPY CHARACTER
do you ever stop smiling?
life sucks. get over it.
no one ever listens to me. at least, not until you showed up.
i didn't ask for your opinion.
there are more important things i should be dealing with.
i don't talk about my feelings with anyone.
that was a little uncalled for.
i didn't mean to talk your ear off.
i work better on my own.
what did you say to them to get them to listen?
i don't want to talk to you. in fact, i don't want to talk to anyone.
can you just leave me alone?
i never said i would help you.
you can't just talk your way out of problems.
everything was fine until you showed up.
now if you'll excuse me, i have better things to do.
what's so great about this place, anyway?
my opinion doesn't matter anyway.
i don't have time for "fun."
i just want to get this done and go home.
that's never been up to me to decide.
do you stick your head into everyone's business, or just mine?
if it's all the same to you, i'd prefer to be alone.
no one asked you to get involved.
i don't have a choice. it's my duty.
you're interrupting me again.
can we talk about this another time?
you've been listening to me talk for an hour now.
how do you stay so positive all the time?
i'm perfectly content just the way i am, thank you very much.
can't you see they're taking advantage of you?
SUNSHINE CHARACTER
i wish you would just listen to what i have to say.
i have to try and stay positive. it's the only way we get through this.
nothing good can come from constant negativity.
i believe in myself because no one else will.
i've seen what happens when the bad outweighs the good.
we just have to stay strong.
you never know what someone is going through.
i am capable of more than you give me credit for.
i don't think you're a bad person.
there's so much more to life than this.
you catch more flies with honey than with vinegar.
have you tried being nice to them?
a compliment goes a long way.
i choose to be kind.
i just don't see the point in staying silent.
i'm just trying to look out for you.
there's no need to be rude.
we could work together as a team. did you ever think about that?
if you need my help, i'm here for you.
you should smile more often.
i wish you would just be yourself.
for what it's worth, i like who you are now.
we don't have to fight all the time.
being soft is not a weakness.
i want to make this work between us.
despite all that, i'm still here for you.
if you ever want to talk, i'm here to listen.
you're not as bad as you make yourself seem.
i've never seen you that way.
i've come to care about you.
tell your girlfriend to stop sending me fanfiction of us
you have her number, tell her yourself.
it’s me. ind. jamie tartt. the top scorer. probably teaching @teamgrouch how to ride a vespa next.