hang a bag of pennies out side your door

Back yard is like fortnite for ants

Dont be very woried about me since i deserve all of this

We all got that feeble & extremely unpleasant loser friend that wont let u touch their shit just because yo hands sticky as fuck

Please pray that the Lord restores my Gindr chats!

CONTRIBUTE TO THE POISON FUND #POISONFUND $PJACK9

Can i get an inteligent man bitch to show me how to make xbox gifs

HES BACK

Wish i had him

my wizardgirl keeps mage regressing during the big boss fight, throwing out level 1 Ice Bolt and giggling like we're supposed to find it cute. I know this bitch can do a level 12 modified Frosthammer Vortex. It's not even hard for her. But the Wyvern Queen, who we're supposed to be killing, keeps going "Wow, that was a really big spell for you! good job giving me -1 speed! You're soooo powerful!" and my fuckass mage is beaming at her with those big wet eyes. I don't care if you get "level dysphoria" from your gigantic big-girl mana pool I'm about to die out here

you have to be careful reading too many things that are good/smart/well-written bc then you encounter something that isnt and you get confused like ? why didnt they just make this good ? were they stupid

What's the airline in the sailor costume and the one to the right of it in the hat?

I want to fuck the plane

How much would it change if the plane wasn't anthro

formative years? aren’t they all?

show me a permanent self and i will show you a facade or a corpse

Just like Bart

Take it to the bank, boys, this one's just like Bart

Toe to tip, that's a Bart.

The thing that’s really freaking me out is… it looks exactly like Bart.