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tonjght were drinking from the bong

d’ya think if i ask the bottom surgeon nicely theyll let me have two

Anthropologist.

polls should be taken away from us because people make polls like this and don't even make :3 an option like hello? we can't be trusted

this is litereally transmisogyny.

when shawtys apartment smells like cat piss 😍😍

customer service training video: the customer, ultimately, fears castration.

i think tumblr should start supporting flash dress up games

every time theres a new bad tv show or movie people act like its the end of the world you guys need to learn about the not watching shit method i’ve been successfully employing the not watching shit method for years

My daughter will get my tumblr account login details as a part of the inheritance

rich heritage

in 2023 may you find many seeds, nuts, berries etc

glad that this one hit home with you all

Like no offense to my friends and family but if I had the chance to abandon this timeline for a medieval fantasy land I would absolutely do it, goodbye student loans and depression hello cool magic shit and most likely an early death by the sword (as it should be)

Have fun shitting in outhouses and losing loved ones to the plague™

medieval fantasy, not actual medieval times you impudent fool

Have fun crapping in outhouses and losing loved ones to the Goblin Raiders™

That’s more the fuck like it

she said she wanna fuck i said perchance