Eat

im crying

harry potter post avoider 9000

Man sees crab for the first time.

my family has been wizards for one hundred billion years

pretty sure the universe isn’t that old

i never mentioned the universe. go make your own post

UNJUSTLY IMPRISONED

No sympathy for this criminal

gorillas when it isn’t raining

discord server for silent video game protagonists

chell, doomguy, link, samus, and master chief are all in the server and not one of them has ever sent a message in it. they all consider the others to be their closest friends

there’s a channel where Red sends pictures of all of his pokemon and they all get a Thumbs Up emoji react from everyone else

where is this who is this powerful man

how INSANELY fucking funny would it be if 48 hours before the election this year both joe biden and donald trump inexplicably at the same time just dropped dead. like it was just their time to go. their half-corpse bodies had just had enough of this shit and they both just gave out. i think that would be the tipping point that would destroy america once and for all

[YOU ENTER MY HOUSE ROOM AND FIND ME WATCHING TIK TOK COSPLAY VIDEOS ON A MULTIMONITOR SETUP]

[I CLEARLY HAVENT MOVED IN HOURS. MY GRIMOIRE IS OPEN IN MY LAP]

[SUDDENLY MY ATTENTION SNAPS TO A PARTICULAR VIDEO, WHICH I PAUSE AND STUDY CAREFULLY]

[I NOD AND MAKE A SMALL SOUND OF COMPREHENSION AS I WRITE THE 117TH LETTER OF THE TRUE NAME OF THE DEMIURGE IN MY GRIMOIRE]

[YOU HAND ME THE DRAGON DILDO THE MAILMAN JUST DROPPED OFF]

knights of the old republic