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my diva moment will have casualties

complimented a womans clear raincoat this morning and she said Well i feel like a sandwich

Dragging my bleeding, broken body up to the last computer and hitting post before succumbing to my injuries…

what would you do if two months into dating your girlfriend turns to you one day and tells you that she’s “finally memorized your attack patterns”

show her my second phase

lift up rock and there's women

its okay to be cute btw

*releasing cute spores*

women should get 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 a month to spend on pornography of their fursonas

Hello beautiful lady. Lunges at you suddenly.

Genuinely evil and dark-sided to put the periods between the letters in "milf" and "dilf." Like what is M.I.L.F. that is a supervillain organization composed entirely of cougars. Whoa that's a great idea actually post canceled hold on

i love angry women theyre right