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anyways shout out to the older aromantics and asexuals yall under appreciated fr

welcome to Horror Podcasts, we have green eyes, purple eyes, red eyes, and yellow eyes

Ummmm sometimes you dread the weight of your life and other times it is an early morning in april and there are 5 species of birds singing and also the sun is shining through the baby leaves. Btw

Can i be sensitive for 1 second or will i be tackled and killed

Well I’m imagining Sisyphus as a high femme cunt queen in a full mink fur coat And dollar tree strip lashes

mutuals i would torment in my gothic castle

and what if I told you nine was less afraid of love than ten. what then.

for a moment i lived in a beautiful world where doctor who didn’t exist and this was simply a seven-ate-nine joke too layered for me to understand

*coughs up blood* i mean im pretty chill you know nothing really gets to me and

dogs have begun appearing out of the soil and breaking out of concrete paths and bricks with glowing red eyes

obsessssedd with cold water

sorry for how I acted when there were multiple noises happening at the same time

I see your “Cecil could survive TMA but Jon couldn’t survive Night Vale” posts and I raise you: Carlos (the dad, the myth, the legend) could survive both easily

eating pastries is so humiliating cause you'll be having the time of your life having it and then when you're finished you look down and you're covered in flakes and sugardust like fuuuck now everyone is going to know i'm a messy pastry whore

my friends r so talented. rb if ur friends are talented

I’d love to go out tomorrow but I’m actually in a slasher so I’m gonna be pretty busy yeah… now? oh I’m just about to get in the shower I’m gonna be— yeah I’m gonna be soaping up my boobs for about twenty minutes sorry…