Chunky, but funky.

Elephant scientist testing whether humans understand object permanence.

"how do you know your friends don't secretly hate you/find you annoying" baby i've said things in discord servers that would make any other human being get a restraining order and move countries to never encounter my presence on this earth again, and they haven't even blocked me

if my friends hated my guts they simply would not keysmash in response to some of the worst sentences ever put together by the human mind

if i ever give birth please dont tell me my baby looks just like me within the first 2 months cause i know that newborn look ugly as shit so unless you tryna square up dont speak

golden retrievers are still the only breed i’ve ever worked with that go absolutely WILD with excitement for the rain most dogs tolerate it, some hate it, but golden retrievers, man. they’re on another level

lost in the sauce

This is the only marvel post I will ever reblog it’s making me go insane