You thought the on screen version we saw was one of the hottest scenes in the series?
WRONG. I present to you the outtakes. Where Suowei IS SHOTGUNNING Chi Cheng.
Or is it Zi Yu and Tian Xuning? I have no idea, it's too quiet, and I can hear their breathing, AND THE SOUND OF THE KISSING, so I can not be expected to be in full possession of my faculties.
In fact, the more I watch it, the more I get to the point where no faculties ever have every been less possessed than mine, tbh.
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Tian Xuning making the whole crew laugh by saying "we're done with the kiss scene 吻戏 (wenxi)" and "we can start with the decent scenes文戏 (wenxi)" - since both in Chinese literally are pronounced the same.
Zi Yu from getting shy to just giving up and letting Tian Xuning deal with his pants and shirt after every take—
louwee…. mon cher i have une question of utmost importance pour toi…. but you must answer me avec sincérité….. mon cœur…. would you still love me if i was one of those… slimy little creatures?…. comment dire….. a wörm? would you still love me if i was a worm, louieis? mais non! don’t turn away from me! c’est important! je refuse to sleep until you answer me!! or would you rather i have nightmares??? louies??? LOUIUIES!!!!!!
Silly bingqiu idea: Binghe is worried shizun has someone on the side... CLEANING for him
He knows sqq is super loyal (shizun says in his hometown people don't have harems! They marry one person for life! How romantic!) so he will never worry about shizun looking at another person that way.
BUT. He refuses to let anyone else clean or cook for his husband!! BINGHE is the wife! HIM.
Just thinking of a lot of "cheating tropes" but they're turned really silly and ridiculous. Instead of finding lipstick on shizuns collar, he smells the robe and goes "Who washed this!? I don't use this detergent!!"
He'll see food in the kitchen and start crying "shizun ate another man's cooking!? In OUR HOME!?"
He can't accompany shizun on a mission because he has work in the demon realm, and he's stuck on the throne holding his head in his hands wondering if shizun is using this business trip to, gasp, frequent those terrible establishments. (Restaurants)
Meanwhile shen Yuan feels super bad about binghe having to do everything around the house, so he's slowly been trying to help more. He tried washing his own clothes and cooking a bit, but binghe seems to hate it. He must be really awful at chores! Hopefully he'll get better with practice
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I think if Bingqiu/Bingyuan had children that they'd have a dozen or so more of them. Not exactly by choice, it just happened one day when Shen Qingqiu woke up feeling sick and lightheaded, even with the blood mites and his cultivation body for some reason his Qi felt off.
He goes to Mu Qingfan who does an inspection on him (to Binghe's dismay 🥺😤) and it turns out Shen Qingqiu's got like 10 of those fuckers in his belly.
Shen Qingqiu thinks to himself 'flush it' but then reconsiders, he has to consider how Luo Binghe would feel...
Binghe certainly has a lot of baggage with that sort of thing doesn't he, and Shen Qingqiu thinks that maybe, well, he certainly is fond of children. And if he's carrying Binghe's children well-
"Flush it" Binghe says.
Welp, that settles that.
"You can't" Mu Qingfan chimes in. "You're already 3 months pregnant"
So that's why Shen Qingqiu's belly was getting fuller recently, he just thought he was getting chubbier.
But how exactly did Shen Qingqiu get pregnant in the first place?
"Did you have protected sex?"
"No."
They end up keeping the baby (not much choice in the matter with how fast heavenly demons grow in the womb). Luo Binghe makes sure to take care of Shizun and make sure he's resting properly and eating right, while Shen Qingqiu knits the babies their heavenly demon robes with little mittens and gloves to boot. Of course, he makes a matching set for Binghe too.
They set up a baby shower at the palace to celebrate. Shang Qinghua is the chaperone of course, leading the guests (a begrudging Liu Qingge, the sect leader, and Mu Qingfan) towards the backyard. Yes, Binghe's palace has a backyard and Shen Qingqiu likes to garden there.
Shen Qingqiu sees that they walk by, appreciating the gifts in their hands. Mu Qingfan had brought the snack platter by Shen Qingqiu's instruction, and he's admiring the assortment of food decorating the board, he advised Mu Qingfan to specifically design it like a charcuterie.
"What's a charcuterie?"
He asked him to have a plate and to make it look nice.
At some point he has to kick Shang Qinghua in the shins for trying to hog all the snacks, after all Shen Qingqiu called dibs- well, it's for the guests, of course. Yes.
He opens the presents, starting with Liu Qingge's first he finds a bloody bag inside the box, Shen Qingqiu is really getting "dead dove do not eat" vibes.. he finds the heart of a three headed monkey spider.
"Mm, I'll keep it in my collection Shidi." He gives him a smile.
Liu Qingge only grunts.
Luo Binghe tries to give him the death stare, but it almost looks comical when he's wearing the knock-off burger king hat that Shang Qinghua made out paper for him, the word "Daddy" scribbled on it.
He opens up Shang Qinghua's gift next, and it's ten tiny shirts that spell out "Pride Month" that slowly spells out "demon". And at the bottom of the box is a parenting pamphlet... written by Airplane Shooting Towards the Sky...
Shen Qingqiu only gives him a pointed stare.
Shen Qingqiu opens up gift after gift, with each one accompanying awkward clapping from the crowd.
Yue Qingyuan got him toys for the babies, Mu Qingfan brought the necessary toiletries. Liu Mingyan gave them some clothes, Sha Hualing gave them tiny knives (he'll just throw those out later).
A month or so passes by and Shen Qingqiu had finally gone through the terrifying ordeal of childbirth, as in he didn't, really. He was asleep for most of it actually, score for him! Go cultivation setting!
Mu Qingfan was the one to deliver, he handed him one kid after another to the passed out drooling Shen Qingqiu, while Luo Binghe stood by his side sobbing like a mess. Each baby had an assortment of their features, one had a cute button nose that looked like Binghe's, another had curly black hair and brown eyes, another one had the shape of Shen Qingqiu's sharp eyes.
As expected of the protagonists babies, they were so cute!!! It's like holding a bunch of white lotuses in his arms, so many fluffy small heads he can pat! Shen Qingqiu nearly had hearts in his eyes over how cute they were.
"What will you name them, Shizun?"
"They're yours too, don't you want to name them?"
Luo Binghe only shakes his head, "You have the honor to name our children Shizun," he gripped his hand and gave him a bright smile. "That would make me the happiest man alive."
And so Shen Qingqiu thought to himself long and hard about their names. He considered, they are Binghe's children so they should carry the "Luo" surname. Yes, he's got it:
Luo Bingye, Luo Bingfei, Luo Bingyue, Luo Bingren, Luo Binghan, Luo Bingluan, Luo Bingliang, Luo Bingbing, Luo Bingfu, and Luo Bingchun.
Shen Qingqiu smiled to himself very proud of his naming choices "welcome to this world," he said. Luo Binghe looked in awe and adoration.
Disclaimer that by saying this I by no means mean to insult or exclude non-writers, but: Scum Villain really is a story for storytellers, huh
It's so incredibly meta - so much of it is about the way stories are told, the structures of plot and narrative logic, the way that plot drives character and character drives plot, examination of story devices that make sense in-world and how strange they look when divorced from narrative context, exploring the limits of the suspension of disbelief and the backlash when readers hit those limits and recoil, even without getting into the meditation on external pressures and the warping effect of deadlines and money on a storyteller's craft.
in scum villain the story tools (tropes, framing, character arcs, licensing) are the plot, and the plot is a tool in the story, and the author's problems are Airplane's problems and his problems are the author's problems and the main character is the reader and he brings the reader's eye into the story and his meta-knowledge becomes his greatest asset and also his greatest blindness, just the way that a self-aware reader can get more out of a story but can also by their very cynical meta-awareness block themselves from unabashed enjoyment of it
I think it's not a coincidence that so many people who have spent years writing get so hung up on this series.
I think I can actually say with some confidence that part of the reason why Shen Qingqiu is my favorite character in this book is because I, a writer, love my readers.
Part of what inspired me to make this post was the realization that whenever I'm coming up with Silly World-Building Facts to populate the PIDW setting (like in the Field Guide) my train of logic doesn't start from "what silly name does this macguffin have" or "what's the just-so story for how it came to be" but rather "so what writing problem was Airplane having, in the chapter this plot device came to be, that he needed to solve with an Author's Saving Throw?"
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I figured I'd make a fic rec list for the Scum Villain fics I've been reading lately, since that's been a large portion of my recent fic reading. It's 90% Luo Binghe/Shen Yuan, I am a simple woman. (I'm calling SQQ Shen Yuan for this list and original!SQQ Shen Jiu, to avoid confusion.)
Multichapter Fics:
Run For Cover--Modern setting, Shen Yuan summons a dangerous demon. Quite a bit of attempted murder!!! 56k.
If Marriage Was an Olympic Sport--Shen Yuan gets wifeplotted into a marriage hunt. Binghe, fresh out of the abyss, joins the fun. 34k.
Tarnished Gold--Binghe schemes against Gongyi-Xiao!Shen Yuan, and tries not to catch feelings. Immensely slow burn but I was living for it. 118k.
Heartbreak and Other Foreplay--Modern setting, Luo Binghe mistakes Shen Yuan for Shen Jiu and seduces him with revenge in mind. The misunderstanding doesn't last too long but it does cause some chaos. Also, this AU still has cultivation (and, notably, dual cultivation). 108k.
raised by winter winds--Shen Yuan transmigrates into a random Qing Jing disciple and becomes Shen Jiu's head disciple (their relationship is a complicated mess). When Luo Binghe arrives, he asks if he can take Luo Binghe as a pet. 35k.
you are who you love--Shen Yuan gets selective amnesia and forgets about Binghe post-canon. Binghe must seduce him in order to cure said amnesia the same way PIDW cures everything. 38k.
Tongfang--Shen Yuan transmigrates into a sickly young master who canonically is supposed to be a murder victim. Binghe is loaned out by Cang Qiong to work there seasonally. 24k.
Oneshots Or Short Enough I'm Pretending They're Oneshots:
Imposter Syndrome--Shen Yuan, Luo Binghe, Shang Qinghua, Liu Qingge, and Yue Qingyuan run into a doppelganger situation (Dungeon Meshi style, apparently, but easy to understand if you haven't watched Dungeon Meshi--I haven't). 11k.
petal and vine--Plant!Shen Yuan with amnesia, after Huayue City. 5k.
right from the start, i gave you my heart--Jinlan City confrontations grow more complicated when Shen Yuan gets pollened by an obedience curse flower. 11k.
I Want You To Be Happier--Shen Yuan gets full blown amnesia in Jinlan City. Binghe claims they're married and runs away with him. 12k.
Medical Diplomacy--Post-Abyss Binghe finagles an arranged marriage with Shen Yuan, leveraging that he can cure Without a Cure. 12k.
Consanguine--Prince!Shen Yuan and now-Emperor!Luo Binghe (they're siblings... sort of) are reunited after some misunderstandings of the past.
suno to zaraa ye phoolon ki vaadi--Plant!Shang Qinghua after Shang Qinghua gets killed, but he starts out as a tiny small child due to some miscalculations. Rare Mobei-jun/Shang Qinghua fic on this list!! 9k.
Cold Hands, Warm Heart--Unable to use spiritual power and stranded in the middle of nowhere, Mobei-jun has to watch while Shang Qinghua gets worsening hypothermia. The h/c is incredible. 16k. Once again MobeiShang!!! 16k.
Plastromancy--Shen Yuan is the Other Shizun in a sort of a Coraline AU. 16k.
I'd be interested in seeing recs from anyone else :D<3
Had a thought of the first time Shen Qingqiu does Binghe's hair, it's while Binghe is still a disciple.
It's nothing untoward! His mind hasn't even remotely touched upon that direction of intimacy yet. It's just that Binghe, though matured beyond his years by all the trauma and quite capable of handling many things, is still a teenager. When he's new to living in the bamboo house, he immediately starts taking on too much and trying too hard to do everything perfectly. Even with his protagonist cheats, he gets overwhelmed.
Shen Qingqiu knows how diligent Luo Binghe is about maintaining his appearance. Even when he was being cruelly neglected and sleeping in the wood shed, he did his best to look as presentable as he could manage. So when, one morning, Luo Binghe almost rushes out the door with his hair still in disarray, having gotten distracted by one set of tasks to the point of neglecting another, Shen Qingqiu stops him before he can leave.
With the habit of an older brother, Shen Qingqiu deftly catches up Luo Binghe's long hair and ties it into a ponytail for him, before shooing him back to his business. It's only afterwards that it hits him that doing Luo Binghe's hair for him might have crossed one of those carefully maintained boundaries between master and disciple, but after a minute, he shrugs it off. Old habits die hard, and if Binghe takes any offense, at least it will be mitigated by not having Ming Fan or any of the other disciples scold him for an unkempt appearance (which they definitely would have done, had they caught him).
Meanwhile Luo Binghe is standing frozen outside of the house, having stopped exactly where his legs failed him after Shen Qingqiu's shooing. He no longer remembers what he was hurrying to go do. Or why. His face feels like it's on fire. He's pretty sure that Shen Qingqiu just used one of his own personal hair ties to do up Luo Binghe's hair. His scalp is still tingling. Help him.
You know the whole "bingqiu are both bottoms" thing? Well, LBH can top SQQ, and SQQ can top LBH just fine, but sometimes he craves something more intense. LBH can't stand others touching his shizun, but SQQ doesn't mind LBH being with someone else... as long as he gets to watch. Cue LQG getting the opportunity of a lifetime, absolutely pounding the demonic emperor into the bed, reducing him to whimpers, all while having SQQ's eyes on him. Ofc LBH plays it up a little because he knows his shizun sometimes likes to see him cry. He's sobbing and whining so much, LQG hesitates, and LBH immediately stops the waterworks to snarl at him.
anyway, stephanie meyer’s number 1 hater gets isekaied into twilight as jacob black and decides to make sure bella and edward get together. if u guys read svsss…. u know what happens
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There's a version of svsss out there where Shang Qinghua is a brilliant scientist who dreamed of making amazing androids but unfortunately making sex bots is what pays the bills, while Shen Yuan is a android who used to be a chronically ill human and is now haunted by the past his recycled robot parts carry, including vestiges of an AI with a nasty personality and the System command module that still thinks he's a programmed machine that needs to be directed around to objectives.
He tracks down the scientist who made the Qingqiu robot hoping he can fix him but what he ends up doing is finding out he's hot enough to turn the revolutionary unbelievable advanced sex bot meant to be Shang Qinghua's best product into an unbearably sappy and weepy lovestruck mess, not to mention GAY, as Binghe shucks off every last leash of his programming the moment Shen Yuan walks into the lab.
