What even ARE old video games

Middle aged white men doing crime and cursing.

Media for children:

Complex metaphor for internalized racism and it looks like this.

“so there’s this big race war between the fluffy bunnies and the sparkle pixies over the nuke the fluffy bunnies have locked away in a train. you see, hundreds of years ago god died and the two groups both blame each other for it so they’ve been completely hostile to each other since.”

“nikki we need your help! pinchy the adorable crab has been torn to shreds by a monster! it’s a cover for the dream murderer going after the nuke we keep in our train. quick, get to choo choo station to confront the dream murderer and stop the brain death epidemic they’re spreading!”

“oh no our friend is bleeding out!!!! nikki hurry and go get some cotton and a fish so we can make bandages!”

-gay ghosts

This is gonna be me for the next year or so: