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The secret to always having things go according to plan is to have multiple mutually exclusive plans which between them encompass the entire space of possible outcomes. That way, no matter what happens, it will be according to a plan.

touch water (touch grass for people who like swimming)

we need fewer songs about falling in love and breaking up and MORE songs about famous disasters of the sea

being told you’d cruise the seas for american gold you’d fire no guns, shed no tears, now you’re a broken man on a halifax pier might not be a universal experience, but like neither is the club. so a little perspective might be nice

If you see this you’re legally obligated to reblog and tag with the book you’re currently reading

love the 16th century european male silhouette tbh. little pant BIG jakt

my actual vampire hot take is that if you're going to be a 'vegetarian' vampire (a vampire that only drinks the blood of animals) you MUST have hunter education. i'm so sick of people being like oh well predator animals are mean and scary because they kill cute 'harmless' animals like NO they're crucial for the environment and if you're going to hunt animals for blood you still need to stick to regular people hunting guidelines and only hunt things that are in season and abide by your areas bag limits

vampire that did a detailed study about whether vampires can get prion diseases and concluded they can't and preferentially hunts animals with chronic wasting disease. and then incinerates the corpses.

vampire who is a woke predation abolitionist and so exclusively hunts predators, leaving primarily herbivorous and scavenging animals alone

the author’s thinly veiled nothing #notwriting #straightupnotwritingit

Ancient Mesopotamian steampunk guy wearing a hat with a bunch of levers and inclined planes stuck to it.

I LOVE the inclusion of the shells repeatedly falling because that's really the essence of art, especially art with weird materials— sometimes it simply does not cooperate and you need redo it a million times and it is worth it, it is always worth it. The main barrier in building art skill is distress tolerance! You gotta be chill when the same thing falls apart a dozen times! You keep putting it together. It's beautiful when it's done. Trust the process