[Verse 1 â Iggy Azalea:]
First thing's first, I'm the realest (realest) Â Â Â - Wow thatâs arrogant. Iâm pretty cocky myself, but I donât announce that Iâm the best in the in my genre in my first popular single. - Being her first popular single Iggy feels the need establish herself as an artist equal to those already in the industry.
Drop this and let the whole world feel it (let them feel it)
And I'm still in the Murda Bizness    - Bullshit, youâre an Australian rapper who rose to fame thanks to record companies, you ainât murderinâ shit.
I could hold you down, like I'm givin' lessons in physics (right, right) Â Â Â - What are you talking about? Are you talking about how boring physics classes are? Are you referring to gravity? In which case that makes no sense.
You should want a bad bitch like this (huh?)
Drop it low and pick it up just like this (yeah)
Cup of Ace, cup of Goose, cup of Cris    - Okay stop right there, we need to get something straight. The point of this is to show how class and rich she is by flaunting the alcohol she drinks. Except Grey Goose isnât that expensive. Ace and Cristal are really expensive; like a fraction of you or mines income expensive. Goose is pricey for Bevmo.
High heels, somethin' worth a half a ticket on my wrist (on my wrist) Â Â Â - Hold the fuck up. According to urban dictionary, a âTicketâ is one million dollars. That means sheâs spending 500,000 dollars on a wrist accessory. Bill Gates doesnât even spend money like that, and I donât think youâre as rich as Bill Gates (and it doesnât matter if you were) so thatâs just financially irresponsible.
Takin' all the liquor straight, never chase that (never) Â Â Â - Have fun with that hangover.
Rooftop like we bringin' '88 back (what?) Â Â Â - Iggy you were born in 1990, you donât know what â88 was like. It could have been completely boring for all you really know.
Bring the hooks in, where the bass at? Â Â Â - What are you talking about? Are you referring to music? In that case, the hook is the first line you said, and the bass began as soon as the song began. Are you talking about fishing? If so that makes absolutely no sense and doesnât have anything to do with being fancy.
Champagne spillin', you should taste that    - Now thatâs just rude and pompous, Iâm not lapping up your spilled champagne.
You already know    - That and judging by your attitudes I know you two are dickheads as well.
From L.A. to Tokyo    - When did that highway get built? Because now I really want to go to some conventions.
Can't you taste this gold? Â Â Â - No and I donât want to; I donât know where thatâs been.
[Verse 2 â Iggy Azalea:]
I said, "Baby, I do this, I thought that you knew this." Â Â Â - Do what exactly!?
Can't stand no haters and honest, the truth is        - Those arenât haters Iggy, those are critics.
And my flow retarded, they speak it depart it        - Okay, hold on, you left the last verse with âThe truth isâ as if you were about to say something, then you followed this verse with âAnd my flow is retardedâ which infers that it is in addition to something else, except it doesnât work like that. Iâm sorry but if thatâs how you go from line to line, then your flow is just that.
Swagger on super, I can't shop at no department    - What swag? Fine, stay at your expensive ass stores, more bargains for the rest of us.
Better get my money on time, if they not money, decline    - Okay I canât be the only one confused by this. First sheâs demanding, what seems to be actual money, on time. Then it seems as though sheâs referring to âmoneyâ as a synonym for rich people.
And swear I meant that there so much that they give that line a rewind     - What?
So get my money on time, if they not money, decline    - If I didnât get it the first time, reiterating it isnât going to make me understand.
I just can't worry 'bout no haters, gotta stay on my grind    - If this is the result itâs not much of a grind is it?
Now tell me, who that, who that? That do that, do that? Â Â Â Â - Can you tell me why you feel the need to repeat each phrase twice?
Put that paper over all, I thought you knew that, knew that
I be the I-G-G-Y, put my name in bold
I been working, I'm up in here with some change to throw    - Rich people donât throw change, and the people donât want your change either.
Can't you taste this gold?
Let's get drunk on the mini bar    - Rich people donât get drunk at the mini bar; they get drunk at the bar bar, party everywhere else and get away with it.
Make the phone call            - To who?
Feels so good getting what I want
Yeah, keep on turning it up        - Turning what up?
Chandelier swinging, we don't give a fuck    - Clearly, as evidence shows you spend half-a-million on wrist accessories, announce to the world youâre the greatest rapper, order people around, denounce normal life, and treat people like peasants. You clearly donât give a fuck but should maybe start being a decent, courteous, human being.
Film star, yeah I'm deluxe    - What film? Modesty much?
Classic, expensive, you don't get to touch
[Verse 3 â Iggy Azalea:]
Still stuntin', how you love that? Â Â Â - At this point, Iâm wondering if youâre stuntinâ or stunting
Got the whole world asking how I does that
Hot girl, hands off, don't touch that
Look at it I bet you wishing you could clutch that
It's just the way you like it, huh?
You're so good, he's just wishing he could bite it, huh?
Never turn down nothing, - Â The previous 5 lines are the obligatory references to ass.
Slaying these hoes, gold trigger on the gun like
Can't you taste this gold?
Who that, who that, I-G-G-Y
That do that, do that, I-I-G-G-Y
Who that, who that, I-G-G-Y
Who-who-who-who that, who that, I-G-G-Y
That do that, do that, I-G-G-Y
Who that, who that, I-G-G-Y - We, unfortunately already know who you are; youu can stop now.
Holy hell this song is bullshit. I couldnât get anything out of this.